I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8516. | Ariel (aricori21) | 90.54 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 8517. | Polymathic Kitteh (aurash) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-08-15 |
| 8518. | Michael (clowncurl45) | 90.53 | 97% | 2026-01-13 |
| 8519. | BackSlash (rafy99) | 90.53 | 97% | 2025-04-25 |
| 8520. | Ben (ttbnejska) | 90.53 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 8521. | Mathew (dna44) | 90.53 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| 8522. | NOTO (notojr) | 90.52 | 97% | 2024-07-23 |
| 8523. | Dal (astronerd) | 90.52 | 95% | 2021-11-19 |
| 8524. | Dragon (___dra_gon___) | 90.52 | 97% | 2025-10-09 |
| 8525. | Natchanon (irmia223) | 90.52 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 8526. | Le (badragon) | 90.52 | 98% | 2023-07-27 |
| 8527. | Dok (takertakeru) | 90.52 | 96% | 2018-01-26 |
| 8528. | Alexander (snailno1) | 90.52 | 98% | 2018-05-28 |
| 8529. | ellis (eliseoeliseo) | 90.52 | 94% | 2018-08-06 |
| 8530. | Enormity (enormity_op) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 8531. | Beket (bayemirov) | 90.51 | 96% | 2020-06-27 |
| 8532. | silver (silver_w) | 90.50 | 97.2% | 2024-01-05 |
| 8533. | Evan (notrabe) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8534. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 90.50 | 98% | 2021-03-14 |
| 8535. | lunayumi (lunayumi) | 90.49 | 99% | 2025-05-10 |
| 8536. | Ella (amhaissup) | 90.49 | 98.1% | 2025-03-03 |
| 8537. | maap_yach (crstlgo09) | 90.48 | 98% | 2021-07-04 |
| 8538. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 90.48 | 98% | 2019-09-26 |
| 8539. | DaoRider (lowtall2006) | 90.47 | 97% | 2021-11-28 |
| 8540. | Luquator (luquator) | 90.47 | 96.9% | 2024-12-27 |
| 8541. | Gaming (kinghenry497) | 90.47 | 95.5% | 2024-03-05 |
| 8542. | Pee Ness (thenamesjan) | 90.47 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 8543. | Bri (msbriyani) | 90.47 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 8544. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 90.47 | 98.3% | 2024-01-19 |
| 8545. | Toms (nak56) | 90.47 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |