The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3897. | (hoppstwo) | 106.63 | 98% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3898. | (xuefei) | 106.62 | 97% | 2021-01-21 |
| 3899. | (blossomhelen) | 106.62 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 3900. | (phlegmatic) | 106.62 | 100% | 2013-08-27 |
| 3901. | (izzi_e) | 106.62 | 90% | 2012-12-24 |
| 3902. | (vtec_kicked_in) | 106.60 | 98% | 2015-08-22 |
| 3903. | (pogfrog1) | 106.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-27 |
| 3904. | (huynhcongminh) | 106.60 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 3905. | WhITelion (whitelion2) | 106.60 | 99% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3906. | (jeelimm) | 106.59 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 3907. | (whos_jo) | 106.59 | 97% | 2020-02-13 |
| 3908. | (akadajet) | 106.59 | 95% | 2012-07-04 |
| 3909. | (yodamaster) | 106.58 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 3910. | (oatmeal417) | 106.56 | 99% | 2021-11-05 |
| 3911. | (fabmkk) | 106.56 | 99% | 2011-10-12 |
| 3912. | Stephen (xcaliber219) | 106.55 | 96% | 2011-11-27 |
| 3913. | +.-ch!ng (toching) | 106.54 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 3914. | (westsidepride) | 106.54 | 100% | 2012-10-16 |
| 3915. | Ma (silma) | 106.54 | 97% | 2012-11-23 |
| 3916. | (memphis) | 106.54 | 96% | 2013-11-12 |
| 3917. | (missamig) | 106.53 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 3918. | (usernamegold) | 106.53 | 98% | 2021-11-04 |
| 3919. | (steve_hong_the_best) | 106.52 | 92% | 2016-09-03 |
| 3920. | (ajkthx) | 106.51 | 98% | 2016-09-02 |
| 3921. | (worstaccount) | 106.51 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 3922. | (tridactyla) | 106.50 | 97% | 2015-06-07 |
| 3923. | (infinitemethod) | 106.49 | 97% | 2014-01-22 |
| 3924. | (razmuz) | 106.49 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 3925. | (silentdreaming) | 106.49 | 96% | 2013-03-20 |
| 3926. | (phogue) | 106.49 | 93% | 2012-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |