So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1481. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 117.53 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| 1482. | (onorarono) | 117.50 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 1483. | (lucjia) | 117.49 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 1484. | (illtypemaster) | 117.49 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 1485. | (wynterlegacy) | 117.48 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 1486. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 117.47 | 99% | 2015-09-04 |
| 1487. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 117.47 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1488. | Enoch (tangenoch) | 117.46 | 95% | 2011-11-20 |
| 1489. | (viccy) | 117.43 | 95% | 2012-10-07 |
| 1490. | (pzuknome) | 117.43 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1491. | Cowbell (morris_l) | 117.42 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 1492. | (husixu1) | 117.41 | 100% | 2023-05-05 |
| 1493. | Jk2 (jeketool) | 117.41 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 1494. | (wagglegoat) | 117.41 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 1495. | (demon666) | 117.40 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 1496. | (charlie10) | 117.40 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 1497. | Ma (silma) | 117.39 | 99% | 2012-11-17 |
| 1498. | (macgeek2005) | 117.39 | 96% | 2011-09-22 |
| 1499. | (pfak101) | 117.37 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 1500. | (onyxia) | 117.36 | 93% | 2012-04-20 |
| 1501. | (sworn) | 117.35 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 1502. | (recoh86) | 117.34 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1503. | Hunter (huntertyler) | 117.34 | 98% | 2011-07-10 |
| 1504. | (cow58) | 117.32 | 99% | 2016-11-14 |
| 1505. | triet96 (triet96) | 117.31 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 1506. | (little_cherry) | 117.31 | 99% | 2014-05-09 |
| 1507. | Jezebelle (jezebe11e) | 117.30 | 99% | 2012-04-01 |
| 1508. | (babyninjajesus) | 117.28 | 99% | 2015-03-27 |
| 1509. | (blackeaglejs) | 117.28 | 100% | 2013-06-11 |
| 1510. | (disturbed_accuracy) | 117.28 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |