The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24306. | Aks (necrop) | 65.08 | 96% | 2012-06-07 |
| 24307. | Athelas (athelas) | 65.07 | 94% | 2015-06-16 |
| 24308. | Arkajyoti (arkajyotijha) | 65.07 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 24309. | Thorsten (thorstel) | 65.07 | 97% | 2015-12-28 |
| 24310. | Samiksha (samikshaparab) | 65.07 | 93% | 2012-03-24 |
| 24311. | Bhaskar (gbhaskar) | 65.07 | 89% | 2016-11-18 |
| 24312. | Jose Nestor (dealwithjay) | 65.07 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 24313. | (sal111) | 65.06 | 96% | 2023-06-02 |
| 24314. | Sean (xanxusgao14) | 65.06 | 88% | 2014-07-03 |
| 24315. | Sebastian (sebastigan) | 65.06 | 90% | 2013-12-30 |
| 24316. | Dan (totalfratmove) | 65.06 | 88% | 2014-04-22 |
| 24317. | David (twistangst) | 65.06 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 24318. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 65.06 | 95% | 2016-09-03 |
| 24319. | abhishek (akk2069) | 65.06 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 24320. | Chris (underwaterpug) | 65.05 | 95% | 2022-03-12 |
| 24321. | jeffrey (afrojesu) | 65.05 | 94% | 2022-04-12 |
| 24322. | Justin (go_minji) | 65.04 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 24323. | Emily (sillyem) | 65.04 | 95% | 2013-07-31 |
| 24324. | chetan (chetan69) | 65.04 | 95% | 2023-02-23 |
| 24325. | Wasim (ahsaanfd1) | 65.04 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 24326. | Shua (shua901) | 65.04 | — | 2011-02-26 |
| 24327. | Joe (jcrabb08) | 65.03 | 94% | 2014-10-20 |
| 24328. | alem (gewaltxd) | 65.03 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 24329. | HelixFossil1 (helixfossil1) | 65.03 | 93% | 2021-04-02 |
| 24330. | sheeshsheesh (johnnyboi321) | 65.03 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 24331. | Agnes (dragen) | 65.03 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 24332. | A (danator) | 65.03 | 98% | 2012-04-09 |
| 24333. | Baleshwar (bgowdell) | 65.03 | 96% | 2019-07-10 |
| 24334. | Tấn (tanbkhn) | 65.03 | 95% | 2016-01-22 |
| 24335. | Paul (masterxilo) | 65.03 | 100% | 2013-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |