See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5013. | Destory (mexicanpikeman) | 99.29 | 100% | 2019-06-14 |
| 5014. | Dal (dalfield) | 99.29 | 98% | 2025-10-21 |
| 5015. | vinyx (v1nyx) | 99.28 | 97.8% | 2024-10-19 |
| 5016. | Maize (maizerowan82) | 99.28 | 99% | 2019-09-03 |
| 5017. | Edward (kailhreds) | 99.28 | 100% | 2025-09-11 |
| 5018. | Benny (benvalcourt1) | 99.27 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 5019. | Piotr (snooppiotr) | 99.27 | 97% | 2023-03-12 |
| 5020. | kottt (kweent182) | 99.27 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 5021. | panacotta (panacotta) | 99.27 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
| 5022. | fzerty (shreyasminocha) | 99.26 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 5023. | Kevin (tigon_ridge) | 99.26 | 98% | 2021-09-22 |
| 5024. | a (bobbobdob) | 99.26 | 97% | 2025-12-28 |
| 5025. | Edward (moshizie) | 99.26 | 97.1% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5026. | Seth_Racer (snezzz) | 99.25 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 5027. | Colin (c2young) | 99.25 | 98% | 2020-09-22 |
| 5028. | Hol (holster) | 99.24 | 97.1% | 2023-12-31 |
| 5029. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 99.23 | 98% | 2021-03-31 |
| 5030. | Bill (silentmethod00) | 99.23 | 98% | 2025-04-17 |
| 5031. | Kai (gigadelic) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 5032. | Dolphin (apod) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 5033. | Alex (athensguy) | 99.23 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 5034. | ariel (borginer) | 99.23 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 5035. | Flip (seriesandsequences) | 99.23 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5036. | 🐛 (san_eatonio) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 5037. | Kevin (123kevinlee) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
| 5038. | Tobsda (tobsda) | 99.23 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 5039. | Josh (djoshi) | 99.22 | 98.5% | 2024-07-03 |
| 5040. | Air (typeminkey) | 99.22 | 96% | 2024-01-27 |
| 5041. | Guest (pr0grammer98) | 99.22 | 97.7% | 2024-02-16 |
| 5042. | Salad (saladspoon) | 99.21 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |