Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8059. | Hitscan (loonatick_src) | 94.60 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 8060. | kipteam (kipteam) | 94.59 | 97% | 2023-01-15 |
| 8061. | lol (iknowright) | 94.59 | 97% | 2025-12-23 |
| 8062. | Robert (thocky_shift) | 94.59 | 97.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 8063. | Bananko (bananko) | 94.59 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 8064. | kaitlyn (katieostrander) | 94.58 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 8065. | . (majorleaguetyper) | 94.58 | 99% | 2017-11-01 |
| 8066. | Sam (samsmoke) | 94.57 | 99.5% | 2024-09-21 |
| 8067. | Nick (krupa1727) | 94.57 | 97.2% | 2024-08-02 |
| 8068. | tutnek (tutnek) | 94.57 | 98% | 2022-10-03 |
| 8069. | tantan (tbeezy123) | 94.57 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8070. | Lalit Singh (lalitsr24) | 94.57 | 96.8% | 2024-01-06 |
| 8071. | Vu (3nim3) | 94.57 | 98% | 2021-01-05 |
| 8072. | Noam (noamaster88) | 94.57 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
| 8073. | Irene (reinedear) | 94.56 | 98% | 2024-11-09 |
| 8074. | e (officialinsert) | 94.56 | 97% | 2020-02-12 |
| 8075. | Alex (shiew) | 94.55 | 95% | 2019-07-09 |
| 8076. | Bill (silentmethod00) | 94.55 | 99% | 2025-02-16 |
| 8077. | kellogg's (wnluqmnn) | 94.55 | 98% | 2026-03-29 |
| 8078. | SSSmileFace (smilofaceo) | 94.55 | 98.1% | 2024-08-14 |
| 8079. | fuzzed (fuzionite) | 94.55 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 8080. | sdaaa (sdaaa) | 94.55 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 8081. | Chuck (chuckjohnson1) | 94.55 | 99% | 2017-10-09 |
| 8082. | Gautam (gkluhana) | 94.54 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 8083. | Jachsi (jachsi) | 94.54 | 99% | 2023-11-04 |
| 8084. | Ben (bensnake) | 94.54 | 97% | 2021-07-10 |
| 8085. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 94.54 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 8086. | Sweattypalms (sweattypalms) | 94.53 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 8087. | roadto120avg (242sonic) | 94.53 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 8088. | walter (africanpriest) | 94.52 | 99% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |