The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10340. | Chris (mirexx) | 88.60 | 94% | 2012-12-25 |
| 10341. | Harry (hazman) | 88.60 | 99% | 2021-01-19 |
| 10342. | Ian (petperson) | 88.60 | 95% | 2013-04-02 |
| 10343. | amanda (mandaburnette) | 88.60 | — | 2010-09-15 |
| 10344. | bit lee (akazed) | 88.60 | 98.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 10345. | tetsu (tetsuro) | 88.59 | 91% | 2016-04-19 |
| 10346. | Sledge (sledge_hammer) | 88.59 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 10347. | natc (natc2) | 88.58 | 99% | 2022-05-23 |
| 10348. | Jack (jacknachos) | 88.58 | 96% | 2022-08-14 |
| 10349. | typingatwork (colind1) | 88.58 | 97.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| 10350. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 88.58 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
| 10351. | Jared (jared779) | 88.58 | 97% | 2014-08-09 |
| 10352. | Powermano2 (powermano2) | 88.57 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10353. | Redox (heapingredox) | 88.57 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 10354. | Fredrik (uncoolshrimp) | 88.57 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 10355. | Barett (thebman919) | 88.57 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 10356. | LemO (rommelcanoy) | 88.56 | 99% | 2018-01-06 |
| 10357. | Just (gr33nk3ys) | 88.56 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 10358. | kkobuk (kkobukchipp) | 88.56 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 10359. | iChoke@TheEnd (vidivinci) | 88.56 | 99% | 2022-12-23 |
| 10360. | Jacob (picklishcorn) | 88.56 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 10361. | Evan (silberman) | 88.56 | — | 2009-03-26 |
| 10362. | Tyler (tythal) | 88.56 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 10363. | Zoomy 🐌 (njilli) | 88.55 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 10364. | galei (galei) | 88.55 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 10365. | Michael (xmichi2000) | 88.55 | 96.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10366. | vetle (vetlebg) | 88.55 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 10367. | Peter (peter777) | 88.55 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 10368. | Cheng-Wei (changcw83) | 88.55 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 10369. | Akhilesh (akhilu_anandh) | 88.55 | 99% | 2013-04-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |