I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 465. | zero (crispyasf) | 147.23 | 99.4% | 2023-12-31 |
| 466. | (dickrichards) | 147.17 | 99% | 2017-05-10 |
| 467. | (dso093) | 147.12 | 98.8% | 2024-12-30 |
| 468. | (stark_) | 147.12 | 99% | 2020-01-24 |
| 469. | twitch.tv/typeracerderochee... | 147.08 | 99% | 2017-07-17 |
| 470. | (ryken50) | 147.07 | 100% | 2021-12-12 |
| 471. | (rilee_h443) | 147.07 | 100% | 2023-10-03 |
| 472. | xKµkKain- (tsvukk) | 147.07 | 97% | 2017-02-11 |
| 473. | Abdou (abdou040) | 147.01 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 474. | (aquaduckd) | 146.97 | 100% | 2025-04-08 |
| 475. | (swagatron7000) | 146.90 | 98.8% | 2024-02-26 |
| 476. | (qbst) | 146.89 | 100% | 2021-07-04 |
| 477. | (lewpur) | 146.79 | 99% | 2022-03-14 |
| 478. | (dmao) | 146.71 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 479. | monster (monster) | 146.69 | 100% | 2024-06-16 |
| 480. | (thefatninja69) | 146.69 | 99% | 2020-10-21 |
| 481. | JIS filco stingray (sigel) | 146.61 | 99% | 2020-02-03 |
| 482. | (st3rn) | 146.58 | 98.2% | 2023-08-12 |
| 483. | (tn8197) | 146.54 | 98.8% | 2024-09-07 |
| 484. | (elpelaodank) | 146.49 | 98% | 2021-12-29 |
| 485. | Rest Easy Byron (keatonsmith) | 146.48 | 99% | 2019-04-06 |
| 486. | (aelius_qwerty2) | 146.47 | 98.8% | 2023-11-01 |
| 487. | SummerChild (chad_gamer) | 146.47 | 99.4% | 2021-02-09 |
| 488. | (triklino) | 146.43 | 100% | 2020-10-09 |
| 489. | (u_r_n00b) | 146.39 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 490. | Joshuasdf (qwertoid) | 146.31 | 98.4% | 2023-07-20 |
| 491. | gokewhoo (gokewhoo) | 146.31 | 98.2% | 2025-03-23 |
| 492. | purplefr|ction (tesla_diesel) | 146.27 | 100% | 2017-07-15 |
| 493. | (ottist) | 146.26 | 100% | 2019-02-22 |
| 494. | (riker26) | 146.25 | 100% | 2025-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |