I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12655. | rakitic (lukamodric7991) | 78.58 | 95.5% | 2023-07-11 |
| 12656. | Chaddog (svd997) | 78.58 | 98% | 2020-01-16 |
| 12657. | cody (theexecellenttyper) | 78.58 | 96% | 2017-02-17 |
| 12658. | Josiah (washers) | 78.57 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12659. | Adrian (adriank1991) | 78.57 | 98% | 2021-03-15 |
| 12660. | Gargar (gargar_) | 78.56 | 98% | 2024-04-01 |
| 12661. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 78.56 | 96% | 2025-06-11 |
| 12662. | cheena (sshyngyss) | 78.56 | 96.4% | 2023-10-24 |
| 12663. | Shashank (shashank_typer) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-06-05 |
| 12664. | Rahul (rsrahul1000) | 78.56 | 96% | 2021-06-28 |
| 12665. | DrPoppyseed (drpoppyseed) | 78.56 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 12666. | Eric (aerran) | 78.56 | 94% | 2017-10-19 |
| 12667. | Maax (maax_) | 78.55 | 96% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12668. | Jamey (poachedspinach) | 78.55 | 96% | 2020-08-04 |
| 12669. | Hsu (eh643027) | 78.54 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 12670. | King (dykflint) | 78.54 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 12671. | 516 (sig_sauers) | 78.53 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 12672. | Rob (nanijau) | 78.53 | 99% | 2019-03-13 |
| 12673. | Pawan (pawanpdn) | 78.53 | 96.6% | 2024-07-07 |
| 12674. | Emily (missartist15) | 78.53 | 96% | 2017-06-14 |
| 12675. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 78.53 | 95% | 2019-01-05 |
| 12676. | typerDeb (deb_the_typer) | 78.52 | 98% | 2024-09-13 |
| 12677. | DDP (ddpgaming) | 78.52 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 12678. | Chris (czhang96) | 78.52 | 95% | 2020-07-17 |
| 12679. | Chetnifikovano (gh0stblad3zz) | 78.52 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 12680. | jesse (jessegotwood) | 78.52 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 12681. | Jirka (fastasfuccboixd) | 78.52 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 12682. | max (maxjack5on) | 78.52 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
| 12683. | Jonathan (lone_lee) | 78.52 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 12684. | MightyJabba (icruise) | 78.52 | 98% | 2018-08-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |