The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17267. | TK (filfirst) | 76.12 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 17268. | Amr (amrstien) | 76.12 | 97% | 2023-04-21 |
| 17269. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 76.12 | 99% | 2021-10-01 |
| 17270. | Utkarsh (ugoel911) | 76.12 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 17271. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 76.12 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 17272. | Adam (adas02) | 76.12 | 95% | 2019-11-08 |
| 17273. | Rossco (total365) | 76.12 | 97% | 2014-10-26 |
| 17274. | 101 (needlepaws) | 76.11 | 99% | 2022-06-08 |
| 17275. | Gabriel (giyas9970) | 76.11 | 94.8% | 2021-02-27 |
| 17276. | percocets167 (prxnxcb) | 76.11 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 17277. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 76.11 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 17278. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 76.11 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 17279. | David (davidzocker3) | 76.11 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 17280. | Brian (brianfong0416) | 76.11 | 94% | 2011-10-31 |
| 17281. | Daithà (daithi) | 76.11 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 17282. | maharshi (supermaharshi) | 76.11 | 98% | 2011-12-11 |
| 17283. | Avery (snareline08) | 76.10 | 97% | 2012-11-07 |
| 17284. | fujisaki (fujisaki) | 76.10 | 93% | 2012-07-12 |
| 17285. | Small (amaro123) | 76.10 | 91% | 2015-01-29 |
| 17286. | AutismoBlast (autismoblast) | 76.10 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 17287. | Sien (sien) | 76.10 | — | 2009-09-08 |
| 17288. | M. Sohaib Khan (lazy_typist) | 76.09 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 17289. | afvf (avnroinf) | 76.09 | 96% | 2022-01-23 |
| 17290. | Juan (theycallmejpo) | 76.09 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 17291. | sparda (kamoess0) | 76.09 | 96% | 2021-06-12 |
| 17292. | Nick (legnik) | 76.09 | 97.3% | 2023-07-26 |
| 17293. | Ashish (ashishpatel0720) | 76.09 | 97% | 2022-08-01 |
| 17294. | Shaun (shaun_c) | 76.09 | 96% | 2022-08-24 |
| 17295. | PhroomPhroom (phosure47) | 76.09 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 17296. | J (geonjr) | 76.09 | 93% | 2011-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |