The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3898. | asdfasdf (211bazooka) | 119.33 | 98.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3899. | @faschz (faschz) | 119.33 | 99% | 2015-07-29 |
| 3900. | retainerbox (retainerbox) | 119.33 | 97% | 2015-10-30 |
| 3901. | nopsky (nauyusimi_) | 119.33 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 3902. | Jolan (simcoen) | 119.33 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| 3903. | ansix2 (sworn) | 119.33 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3904. | samson (swanson209) | 119.33 | 100% | 2016-05-22 |
| 3905. | Shino (iceburn915) | 119.33 | 100% | 2016-10-27 |
| 3906. | SCM (smusson) | 119.33 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 3907. | Hakujou (hakujou) | 119.33 | 98% | 2015-04-14 |
| 3908. | Diego (diegowaffle) | 119.32 | 95% | 2011-07-06 |
| 3909. | Pat Veasey (patriceveaseyy@... | 119.31 | 97% | 2012-10-25 |
| 3910. | Zarka (zarkatos) | 119.30 | 98% | 2012-10-31 |
| 3911. | Stu (iamthestu) | 119.30 | 99% | 2016-07-14 |
| 3912. | Jason (raydians) | 119.30 | 96% | 2012-02-11 |
| 3913. | Nate (nate0wnsy0u) | 119.30 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 3914. | Abe (siege22) | 119.28 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 3915. | Stelios (stelioskas) | 119.27 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 3916. | Joyce (hoysay) | 119.27 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 3917. | ∞ (aragovidal) | 119.27 | 95% | 2015-03-19 |
| 3918. | SPEXINDER (forest7) | 119.25 | 98% | 2022-08-12 |
| 3919. | TJ (yangshen) | 119.25 | — | 2009-02-03 |
| 3920. | Yuri (raptorx233) | 119.25 | — | 2009-01-09 |
| 3921. | Pontus (ponhav) | 119.24 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3922. | shy (xpala) | 119.24 | 96% | 2020-05-12 |
| 3923. | Torpor (thesilliest) | 119.24 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 3924. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 119.24 | 99% | 2021-09-28 |
| 3925. | baked (bakedchickengames) | 119.24 | 98% | 2016-05-25 |
| 3926. | Tim (tmills9105) | 119.24 | 100% | 2016-06-03 |
| 3927. | tstats[yju98039] (yju98039) | 119.23 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |