And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9386. | Ravinder (ravinder_1977) | 99.23 | 99% | 2016-05-16 |
| 9387. | kyuru (kyuru) | 99.22 | 97% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9388. | speedll (speedll) | 99.22 | 98.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 9389. | Angly (liciti) | 99.22 | — | 2011-01-13 |
| 9390. | YourSlaveMonkey (yourslavem... | 99.22 | 97% | 2012-11-11 |
| 9391. | max (maxbricker) | 99.21 | 96% | 2023-09-08 |
| 9392. | CrazyNeighbor (5qcheng007) | 99.21 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 9393. | Patrick (epiphronn) | 99.20 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 9394. | Andreas (uliko) | 99.20 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 9395. | Bananko (bananko) | 99.19 | 98% | 2018-04-07 |
| 9396. | Hian Zing (peperon321) | 99.19 | 96% | 2015-07-15 |
| 9397. | Erika (rinachandayo) | 99.19 | 90% | 2013-02-06 |
| 9398. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 99.19 | 96% | 2016-12-03 |
| 9399. | GL (gl2993) | 99.19 | 98% | 2015-09-28 |
| 9400. | Austin (austinnnn) | 99.18 | 96% | 2013-06-16 |
| 9401. | @dbrooks2036 (dbrooks) | 99.18 | — | 2010-09-03 |
| 9402. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 99.17 | 100% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9403. | vamsi (krish5892) | 99.17 | 97% | 2016-11-09 |
| 9404. | Abe (siege22) | 99.17 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 9405. | Taylor (violinbird) | 99.17 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 9406. | michshoee (michshoee) | 99.16 | 93% | 2014-11-25 |
| 9407. | clam (obafgkm_dh) | 99.16 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 9408. | Peter (beterban) | 99.16 | 98% | 2021-04-12 |
| 9409. | Existential Explorer (natmac4) | 99.16 | 96% | 2015-02-16 |
| 9410. | : { (john_fin) | 99.15 | 98% | 2015-05-06 |
| 9411. | Dennis (xdmeneer) | 99.15 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 9412. | Erik (arigazon) | 99.14 | 98.3% | 2021-02-03 |
| 9413. | choswan (choswan) | 99.14 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 9414. | Stephen (lytstephen) | 99.14 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 9415. | ☼_☼ (temuramir) | 99.14 | 95% | 2012-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |