The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6032. | Cubigrade (cubigrade) | 97.88 | 97.7% | 2025-05-01 |
| 6033. | Miguel (mapra99) | 97.88 | 97.6% | 2023-07-16 |
| 6034. | sməxy (smexyflako) | 97.88 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 6035. | twitch.tv/empyr1cal (fritte... | 97.88 | 98% | 2022-10-13 |
| 6036. | Luther (luthermanhole) | 97.88 | 96.6% | 2023-11-21 |
| 6037. | Matthew (clubmeber) | 97.88 | 97% | 2017-08-03 |
| 6038. | Albs (albuseinstein) | 97.87 | 98% | 2020-04-13 |
| 6039. | can't go brrrrrrrrrrrrr (ut... | 97.87 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 6040. | Alien (half_alien) | 97.86 | 98% | 2025-08-14 |
| 6041. | nluttebe (blutter) | 97.86 | 98% | 2025-05-27 |
| 6042. | Gagan (gagan18) | 97.86 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 6043. | Grush Ad (neosn) | 97.86 | 98.3% | 2025-02-20 |
| 6044. | Yutin (aixyutin) | 97.86 | 86% | 2012-05-09 |
| 6045. | Matthew (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 97.85 | 98% | 2018-05-21 |
| 6046. | Joshua (joshuaash) | 97.85 | 100% | 2022-05-13 |
| 6047. | Ghassan (ghassanbarghouti) | 97.85 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 6048. | TM™ (kirchhoff) | 97.84 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| 6049. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 97.84 | 97.1% | 2023-09-02 |
| 6050. | Aamill (aamill) | 97.84 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 6051. | SideG (sideg) | 97.84 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 6052. | print("Desconocid0h")#0482 ... | 97.84 | 98% | 2022-12-02 |
| 6053. | Edward (kailhreds) | 97.84 | 99% | 2025-01-09 |
| 6054. | Vasco (vascof) | 97.84 | 98.1% | 2024-04-20 |
| 6055. | Jimmy (jimbot220) | 97.84 | 94% | 2012-11-22 |
| 6056. | MumeiGAF (mumeigaf) | 97.84 | 92% | 2013-01-23 |
| 6057. | mokira (mokira) | 97.84 | 98% | 2017-01-07 |
| 6058. | Ali (ali_pro) | 97.83 | 97% | 2025-09-02 |
| 6059. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 97.83 | 96% | 2025-12-17 |
| 6060. | John (molotov5) | 97.83 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 6061. | izzybizzy (edwin__) | 97.82 | 97% | 2026-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |