So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33160. | Utkarsh (utkarsh_n) | 47.01 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 33161. | Alex (kempy) | 47.01 | 92% | 2016-07-14 |
| 33162. | uma (uandme) | 47.00 | 94% | 2014-03-12 |
| 33163. | Michael (otakumywaifu) | 47.00 | 91.7% | 2021-02-21 |
| 33164. | Helya (helya) | 47.00 | 91% | 2014-05-18 |
| 33165. | Ta (study) | 47.00 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 33166. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 47.00 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 33167. | ristoteles (ristoteles) | 46.99 | 95% | 2018-02-16 |
| 33168. | sergi (sergi777) | 46.99 | 86% | 2011-10-04 |
| 33169. | Mono (aloadofbooks12) | 46.98 | 95% | 2018-07-02 |
| 33170. | agilemaverick (shreyaasridhar) | 46.98 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 33171. | Paul (johnporu) | 46.98 | 93% | 2019-03-29 |
| 33172. | Emman Jerson (toots13) | 46.98 | 95% | 2019-03-08 |
| 33173. | Pavan (pavan44) | 46.98 | 91% | 2014-09-25 |
| 33174. | Ben hassine (medahmed) | 46.98 | 97% | 2012-12-16 |
| 33175. | David (davidmanjarrez) | 46.98 | 90% | 2016-06-05 |
| 33176. | dogwong (dogwong) | 46.97 | 96% | 2011-05-09 |
| 33177. | Siddle (siddle33) | 46.97 | 97% | 2022-02-03 |
| 33178. | Beau Ivan Louie (sarsi22) | 46.97 | 91% | 2011-09-30 |
| 33179. | Alex (esquiaqui) | 46.96 | 91.9% | 2023-07-01 |
| 33180. | Enoch (enochs) | 46.96 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 33181. | Mike (mikereze) | 46.95 | 95% | 2021-08-23 |
| 33182. | oTTo (otto43) | 46.95 | 92% | 2018-07-18 |
| 33183. | Rinto (1abb) | 46.95 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| 33184. | Miku (blacknekomata) | 46.95 | 95% | 2014-03-19 |
| 33185. | Marko (dragi____) | 46.94 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 33186. | Graham (grogers) | 46.94 | 92% | 2013-02-10 |
| 33187. | hay naku!! (toxicwaste) | 46.94 | — | 2010-10-07 |
| 33188. | pnson99 (pnson99) | 46.94 | 99% | 2014-06-03 |
| 33189. | vaxo (vaxotivadze) | 46.93 | 92% | 2011-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |