As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17395. | peter (peterfan) | 67.06 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17396. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 67.06 | 100% | 2018-03-06 |
| 17397. | Ellis (babyeatingatheist) | 67.06 | 93% | 2015-10-15 |
| 17398. | maia (maiaau) | 67.05 | 96% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17399. | Daphne (trippyonions) | 67.05 | 95.9% | 2024-09-28 |
| 17400. | Paulius (konstruktorius) | 67.05 | 96.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17401. | Mighty (min111) | 67.05 | 97% | 2017-11-11 |
| 17402. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 67.05 | 99% | 2018-06-07 |
| 17403. | Ben (bmoran) | 67.04 | 89% | 2017-04-24 |
| 17404. | Trevor (tfresh) | 67.04 | 95% | 2024-06-28 |
| 17405. | Arr (arrfuu) | 67.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 17406. | Kat (rnkea28) | 67.04 | 95% | 2016-10-23 |
| 17407. | Steve (maltrongeek) | 67.04 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 17408. | Mohit (zarthon) | 67.03 | 90% | 2015-05-05 |
| 17409. | Keane (n0tomorrow) | 67.03 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 17410. | LYNC (lync_00) | 67.03 | 97.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17411. | Churro (likechocopie) | 67.02 | 95.6% | 2024-02-15 |
| 17412. | jk (kookiejk) | 67.02 | 96.6% | 2025-01-11 |
| 17413. | Gnarly (gnarlydawg) | 67.02 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 17414. | weights (weights) | 67.02 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17415. | Siddiqjon (siddiqjonuz) | 67.02 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 17416. | double (doubleliftisgod) | 67.02 | 88% | 2015-08-30 |
| 17417. | Luke (lukeov) | 67.01 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 17418. | Linus (triplelinus) | 67.01 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 17419. | Sami (dolgolae) | 67.01 | 96% | 2018-04-19 |
| 17420. | ThPh (thph) | 67.00 | 94% | 2022-02-04 |
| 17421. | Kyle (hexxy1230) | 67.00 | 87% | 2015-04-16 |
| 17422. | Mojahed (moja123_) | 66.99 | 94% | 2023-05-23 |
| 17423. | Goku (rmehedi) | 66.99 | 95.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 17424. | MeJunae (ju19_1) | 66.99 | 96% | 2020-03-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |