I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14779. | Malcolm (weatherman7921) | 76.50 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 14780. | Pulzar (pulzar) | 76.50 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 14781. | mik (justmikala) | 76.49 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 14782. | Alan (affectedmelon) | 76.49 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14783. | Mike (mkcliu) | 76.49 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 14784. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 76.49 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 14785. | baby (pluxo) | 76.48 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 14786. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 76.48 | 95.2% | 2024-09-13 |
| 14787. | luquoo (luquoo) | 76.48 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
| 14788. | Jorf (jorf) | 76.48 | 96.6% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14789. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 76.48 | 98% | 2018-07-23 |
| 14790. | i eat paper (julianlikespigs) | 76.48 | 94% | 2020-11-04 |
| 14791. | ammar (ammar_31) | 76.47 | 98.8% | 2023-11-13 |
| 14792. | Alex (xandero) | 76.47 | 94.4% | 2024-03-08 |
| 14793. | rma72 (rma72) | 76.47 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 14794. | mahdi (carpenterbrother) | 76.47 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 14795. | ༄༊࿆Lazy (siddharthmmore) | 76.46 | 98.8% | 2025-01-18 |
| 14796. | Kakarot (kakarot930) | 76.46 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 14797. | John (scylva) | 76.45 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 14798. | Zhora (qudanc) | 76.45 | 98.2% | 2023-11-12 |
| 14799. | Muhammadjon (engineer_student) | 76.45 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 14800. | Jake (superduperjake) | 76.45 | 97.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14801. | Two - (twojokers) | 76.45 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 14802. | Ben (benlevy) | 76.44 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 14803. | tstats[jason823] Jason (jas... | 76.44 | 96% | 2021-10-07 |
| 14804. | MZ (mbzz) | 76.44 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 14805. | Clew (clewfinger) | 76.44 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 14806. | BowKnee (bowknee) | 76.44 | 97.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 14807. | Mathew (dna44) | 76.44 | 95% | 2021-10-02 |
| 14808. | Emil (emu99) | 76.43 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |