Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2002. | eg (chorbe) | 80.73 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 2003. | ezpez (ezpez) | 80.73 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2004. | Bruce (milothatch) | 80.72 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2005. | Matt (mattdarich) | 80.69 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 2006. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 80.67 | 100% | 2018-05-29 |
| 2007. | Trymunx (trymunx) | 80.66 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 2008. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 80.64 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 2009. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 80.63 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 2010. | jeffreyz (largank) | 80.61 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2011. | Draiko (stangmar) | 80.61 | 95% | 2019-03-30 |
| 2012. | Ducky (duckyjn) | 80.58 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 2013. | Duy (fooom) | 80.56 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 2014. | Nikitas (giannis101) | 80.55 | 96% | 2019-09-19 |
| 2015. | Evildark (evildarkown) | 80.52 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 2016. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 80.52 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 2017. | Lisa (lmf12) | 80.51 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 2018. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 80.49 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2019. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 80.49 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 2020. | Wongseph (wongsephjo) | 80.48 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 2021. | Jonhan (jonhan) | 80.48 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2022. | Sumit (sumit_ghag) | 80.47 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 2023. | Carrie (bccwjf7) | 80.46 | 99% | 2020-02-20 |
| 2024. | Kevin (iamthe1guy) | 80.46 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2025. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2026. | CHKR (chkr) | 80.45 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2027. | Dee (reeee24) | 80.42 | 96% | 2019-10-30 |
| 2028. | Fexo (fexer) | 80.40 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 2029. | Anthony (an1hony) | 80.39 | 97% | 2017-10-27 |
| 2030. | Berend (bbeerreend) | 80.32 | 96% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2031. | Justin (nothing2fancy) | 80.32 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |