As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12391. | Kaylie (kayliezach) | 78.24 | 95% | 2016-02-17 |
| 12392. | Agent P (sparkling_tooth_fa... | 78.23 | 98% | 2025-04-16 |
| 12393. | Jason (innercomplex) | 78.23 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 12394. | minerva (rajafathir) | 78.22 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 12395. | Joseph (appledood123) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12396. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 78.22 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
| 12397. | Xyhop (xyhop) | 78.22 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 12398. | Austin (splashtime) | 78.21 | 96% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12399. | Louisa (lulu28) | 78.21 | 95.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 12400. | Nymex (nymex67) | 78.20 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 12401. | John (atakecs) | 78.20 | 96.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 12402. | George (jorolelin) | 78.20 | 96% | 2017-10-30 |
| 12403. | qwdsasdqwdasczwqedasdasdasd... | 78.19 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 12404. | Gabbie (gg13) | 78.19 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 12405. | Sandro🇬🇪 (jolskey) | 78.19 | 95% | 2021-12-20 |
| 12406. | Jukka (jukka_h) | 78.19 | 95% | 2017-04-13 |
| 12407. | Avery (apt2b) | 78.18 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 12408. | MR C (collieflower) | 78.18 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 12409. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 78.18 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 12410. | SRI (sr71) | 78.17 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 12411. | upsala_split (upsala_split) | 78.17 | 99% | 2023-03-15 |
| 12412. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 78.17 | 95% | 2017-06-27 |
| 12413. | mazen omar (mazen94) | 78.17 | 97.6% | 2024-05-27 |
| 12414. | jmzg (jmzg) | 78.17 | 97% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12415. | first (wasinthana) | 78.17 | 96% | 2018-12-08 |
| 12416. | Kentrell (kmtkentrell) | 78.16 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 12417. | Garvežiukas (garvezinis) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 12418. | Leukino (leukino) | 78.16 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 12419. | Muffin™ (muffintm) | 78.16 | 95% | 2022-06-14 |
| 12420. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 78.16 | 96% | 2022-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |