So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2847. | David (dongg) | 108.51 | 97% | 2011-09-14 |
| 2848. | Harry (harrycc3000) | 108.50 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
| 2849. | carve (carve) | 108.50 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 2850. | efang (efang) | 108.47 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
| 2851. | Emrah (emrahcankayaf) | 108.46 | 99% | 2015-03-17 |
| 2852. | tgg merchant (rektless) | 108.45 | 98.8% | 2025-01-26 |
| 2853. | Don (dkbananas) | 108.45 | 89% | 2012-02-14 |
| 2854. | 박 (urnu) | 108.45 | 94% | 2016-11-21 |
| 2855. | ȿmurɠ (smurgus) | 108.45 | 92% | 2013-03-25 |
| 2856. | Ciprian (cippo) | 108.45 | 98% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2857. | cesar (cecerhcp) | 108.44 | 94% | 2014-05-15 |
| 2858. | Andre (sheepathon) | 108.44 | 92% | 2014-07-20 |
| 2859. | Qui (quipwn) | 108.44 | 91% | 2013-08-22 |
| 2860. | Barry (barrydeen) | 108.44 | 98% | 2012-05-12 |
| 2861. | Hùng (hungnp) | 108.43 | 99% | 2011-06-24 |
| 2862. | dp (dpzz) | 108.43 | 99% | 2013-06-01 |
| 2863. | LSJ (shyugi) | 108.42 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 2864. | Storm (stormoak144) | 108.39 | 92% | 2014-11-20 |
| 2865. | krwong11 (krwong11) | 108.39 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 2866. | Chris (contraz) | 108.38 | 89% | 2012-10-03 |
| 2867. | AxiomDestroyer (axiomdestro... | 108.38 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 2868. | Anonymouse (anonymouse) | 108.38 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 2869. | BJ (bc_gator14) | 108.37 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 2870. | Vijanden. (vijanden) | 108.36 | 98% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2871. | Roach (roachman) | 108.35 | 98% | 2016-02-04 |
| 2872. | blobs (blobsplop) | 108.35 | 94% | 2016-08-03 |
| 2873. | Grosh (groshgoratz) | 108.34 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 2874. | Sundae (lazysundae) | 108.34 | 92% | 2016-03-22 |
| 2875. | Niel (ohheyitsniel) | 108.33 | 97% | 2013-07-16 |
| 2876. | Ayush (bravoayush87) | 108.33 | 95% | 2013-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |