So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30423. | Jewel (nychilli) | 52.00 | 97% | 2012-07-02 |
| 30424. | K (kimk12071991) | 51.99 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 30425. | Ata (aajan) | 51.99 | 94% | 2018-01-24 |
| 30426. | Butterfly (godeye99) | 51.98 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 30427. | clerinng (clerinng) | 51.98 | 97% | 2023-05-08 |
| 30428. | Kaylee (softballstar11) | 51.98 | 81% | 2012-11-26 |
| 30429. | Oussama (oussamanh) | 51.97 | 94% | 2019-05-18 |
| 30430. | amogus (commitbored) | 51.97 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 30431. | Lisa (lisachiu) | 51.97 | 90% | 2015-02-14 |
| 30432. | lol (amigo13) | 51.97 | 94% | 2023-01-10 |
| 30433. | Akhil (akhildusi) | 51.97 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 30434. | Jadennnn (__jaden__) | 51.97 | 93% | 2021-01-19 |
| 30435. | Joe (jumpyjoe) | 51.97 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 30436. | butt face (bhujelanish2000@... | 51.97 | 87% | 2015-12-14 |
| 30437. | Thuy (thuydinh) | 51.97 | 92% | 2012-08-03 |
| 30438. | wong (sohai) | 51.97 | — | 2010-01-23 |
| 30439. | newbpanda (shypanda) | 51.96 | 89% | 2012-09-26 |
| 30440. | Epoi (epoi_311) | 51.96 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 30441. | Sebastian (spongesebastian) | 51.96 | — | 2009-12-23 |
| 30442. | πΏππππππ... | 51.95 | 95.9% | 2023-07-14 |
| 30443. | RGBcat (rgbcat) | 51.95 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 30444. | phan (baobabe) | 51.95 | 98% | 2012-02-03 |
| 30445. | QQ (hayo) | 51.95 | 96% | 2014-04-23 |
| 30446. | Kenyuki (kenyuki) | 51.95 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 30447. | Ricky (oxblood) | 51.95 | 91% | 2011-06-23 |
| 30448. | mizanur (mizanur) | 51.95 | 95% | 2018-09-25 |
| 30449. | Paul (diablopablo) | 51.94 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 30450. | Stan (stoofee) | 51.94 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 30451. | Alva (alvath) | 51.94 | 93% | 2012-10-16 |
| 30452. | Brad (godspeed99) | 51.94 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |