As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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12066. | Darin (aceracer3462) | 75.50 | 95.9% | 2023-10-12 |
12067. | Stigi (stigi) | 75.50 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
12068. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-12-07 |
12069. | zaxlily (zyqo) | 75.49 | 95.6% | 2021-03-02 |
12070. | Ethan (drypowder) | 75.48 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
12071. | William (xenosaints) | 75.48 | 95% | 2021-05-19 |
12072. | Tahsin (mrtek) | 75.48 | 96% | 2019-01-21 |
12073. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 75.48 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
12074. | Bryan (damnbrybry) | 75.48 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
12075. | Argon (argon273) | 75.48 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
12076. | iglo3141 (iglo3141) | 75.47 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
12077. | Joses (radcaly) | 75.47 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
12078. | Dan (sythyn) | 75.47 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
12079. | Machi(ง ° ͜ ʖ °)ง (... | 75.46 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
12080. | Mohammad (alamin_typist) | 75.46 | 96% | 2017-04-23 |
12081. | Christian (bobbyjrrocks) | 75.46 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
12082. | Bram (yogurt55) | 75.45 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
12083. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 75.45 | 99% | 2020-07-07 |
12084. | Albert (albertwijayayt) | 75.45 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
12085. | XanderManCan (tacticaltoast) | 75.44 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
12086. | Ken (kenkenken_) | 75.44 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
12087. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-06-15 |
12088. | ✎ (john_z) | 75.44 | 95% | 2015-08-18 |
12089. | H. S. (morning) | 75.43 | 97% | 2018-08-01 |
12090. | bxttentwxce (heatandhoney) | 75.43 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
12091. | Daniel (danieldatyper) | 75.43 | 95% | 2022-04-25 |
12092. | nullchilly (tuwuna) | 75.43 | 95% | 2021-06-14 |
12093. | Type (typeracer_0) | 75.42 | 98.4% | 2024-01-10 |
12094. | dotMPEG (tsirotinsky) | 75.42 | 97% | 2016-06-24 |
12095. | Oscar (oscar842) | 75.42 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |