Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11280. | Austin (austinpaloni) | 86.23 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 11281. | Jordan (fluffinmuffin) | 86.23 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 11282. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 86.23 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 11283. | Breadman (breadman0123) | 86.22 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 11284. | ninjabalance (ninjabalance) | 86.22 | 95% | 2019-02-04 |
| 11285. | nuhudel (nuhudel) | 86.21 | 96.7% | 2023-12-17 |
| 11286. | James (jamoose) | 86.21 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 11287. | Tahar (tmasmaliyev) | 86.21 | 98% | 2025-10-11 |
| 11288. | Nick (crimzynn) | 86.21 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 11289. | Hater (hateself) | 86.21 | 96% | 2017-08-27 |
| 11290. | Road to 90 wpm (qimichanga) | 86.20 | 98% | 2022-10-27 |
| 11291. | Mr Plow (el_putino_1917) | 86.20 | 100% | 2022-12-24 |
| 11292. | Yll (pr0z4ever) | 86.20 | 97.1% | 2021-02-16 |
| 11293. | Museum (museum25) | 86.20 | 100% | 2021-06-30 |
| 11294. | tony (tonyamanoil) | 86.20 | 99% | 2020-10-02 |
| 11295. | Instant (instantnoodle) | 86.20 | 97% | 2018-10-05 |
| 11296. | Shrulk (shrulk) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-12-01 |
| 11297. | David (ddvddv) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 11298. | Ima (ima_baka) | 86.19 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11299. | Salman (4lv1) | 86.19 | 98% | 2025-06-01 |
| 11300. | Jerm (professional_keyboard... | 86.19 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11301. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 86.19 | 96.9% | 2023-09-10 |
| 11302. | Rishabh (jain17999) | 86.19 | 99% | 2018-01-04 |
| 11303. | Stentor (stesanor) | 86.19 | 99% | 2018-04-06 |
| 11304. | Alex (alexwarhol) | 86.18 | 98% | 2022-09-01 |
| 11305. | Ihaveacutecat (mycatiscute_) | 86.18 | 97% | 2025-10-05 |
| 11306. | Ashkand D. Mishra (pheonix_... | 86.17 | 97% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11307. | DogWaterTypist (dog_water_t... | 86.17 | 97.7% | 2025-03-20 |
| 11308. | Chris (chris_p) | 86.17 | 99% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11309. | Sam (wes0707) | 86.17 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |