So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16801. | Phyotic (demondrone) | 73.39 | 89% | 2016-09-13 |
| 16802. | Xebion (xebion) | 73.39 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 16803. | Arthur (xuderuf) | 73.39 | 94% | 2013-04-23 |
| 16804. | Chetan (encore) | 73.39 | 95% | 2012-11-22 |
| 16805. | emae (emae08) | 73.39 | 91% | 2015-11-02 |
| 16806. | Lea (pinxter) | 73.38 | 94% | 2020-05-04 |
| 16807. | Ramen (idrinkjelly) | 73.38 | 95% | 2014-02-15 |
| 16808. | Diepday (linhleo372) | 73.38 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 16809. | Kerollos (pesticidez) | 73.38 | 92% | 2013-03-19 |
| 16810. | Valyns (valyns) | 73.38 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 16811. | Nikki (niknak13) | 73.37 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 16812. | fuapica (fuapica) | 73.37 | 98% | 2014-02-14 |
| 16813. | Uber (ubaer) | 73.37 | 93% | 2015-09-26 |
| 16814. | acrymoore (acrymoore) | 73.37 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 16815. | DeeDee (deedee09) | 73.37 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 16816. | Tram (pydu222) | 73.37 | 95% | 2012-12-11 |
| 16817. | khater (giftedkhater) | 73.36 | 96.4% | 2023-05-25 |
| 16818. | Shruf (shruf) | 73.36 | 94% | 2015-04-02 |
| 16819. | Cameron (ballsinyourface) | 73.36 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 16820. | arjun22 (arjun22) | 73.36 | 93% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16821. | Parag (parag776) | 73.35 | 98% | 2022-07-16 |
| 16822. | alex (alexyan) | 73.35 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 16823. | Delirious (deliriousbadger) | 73.35 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 16824. | - (chicharrin) | 73.35 | 95% | 2012-11-26 |
| 16825. | Danny (buttonbasher) | 73.35 | 94% | 2014-11-07 |
| 16826. | Setareh (setareh_n_g) | 73.35 | 94% | 2013-02-17 |
| 16827. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 73.35 | 97% | 2018-01-01 |
| 16828. | Faris (farisyo) | 73.35 | 93% | 2016-08-05 |
| 16829. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 73.34 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 16830. | ? (p01y) | 73.34 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |