So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19978. | CW (chuanwee) | 68.18 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 19979. | jared (sadtom) | 68.18 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 19980. | Debarghya (d33dy) | 68.18 | 82% | 2013-02-10 |
| 19981. | Andy (andy_007) | 68.17 | 92% | 2016-05-03 |
| 19982. | Taylor (kryxilis) | 68.17 | 90% | 2015-10-14 |
| 19983. | ducthanh150792 (ducthanh150... | 68.17 | 98% | 2018-07-10 |
| 19984. | you touch my (xdidox) | 68.17 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 19985. | DonkeyKong (pacex_) | 68.16 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 19986. | Mohaimin Shovon (mzshovon) | 68.16 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 19987. | Ferno (fernoflake) | 68.16 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 19988. | DJ (dominic8888) | 68.16 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 19989. | eryoma (eryoma) | 68.16 | 95% | 2016-04-29 |
| 19990. | do (donhankiet) | 68.16 | 98% | 2015-03-31 |
| 19991. | Michael (deathdonut) | 68.16 | 89% | 2014-05-07 |
| 19992. | VietNamese (conghits) | 68.16 | 95% | 2012-07-10 |
| 19993. | Amy (amy159) | 68.16 | 91% | 2014-07-07 |
| 19994. | Cod3 (cod3_catz) | 68.15 | 95% | 2018-05-22 |
| 19995. | Álvaro (twistytypo) | 68.15 | 97% | 2018-01-31 |
| 19996. | Kin (kindulas) | 68.15 | 97% | 2019-10-10 |
| 19997. | George (meanong) | 68.15 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 19998. | Safin (phoeni_x) | 68.15 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 19999. | Pete (shrimpcycle) | 68.15 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 20000. | banshing (banshing) | 68.15 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 20001. | Seth (agapephileo) | 68.15 | 95% | 2015-09-07 |
| 20002. | Loser-typist (typist_1india) | 68.15 | 97% | 2015-06-05 |
| 20003. | Jonathan (jonmixnblend) | 68.15 | 98% | 2018-02-21 |
| 20004. | Thien (chuongthien33) | 68.15 | 96% | 2011-07-31 |
| 20005. | Ellie (malvita) | 68.14 | 96% | 2015-09-14 |
| 20006. | Minh (formulasquid) | 68.14 | 96% | 2022-08-10 |
| 20007. | Noah (gilhomie) | 68.14 | 95% | 2022-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |