As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23479. | SpeedCubeMan (speedcubeman) | 51.83 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 23480. | martin (amezquitamartin) | 51.83 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23481. | Joe (iamghostwind) | 51.83 | 97.9% | 2021-02-18 |
| 23482. | abinash (abinashtypestar) | 51.83 | 97% | 2018-05-10 |
| 23483. | Shivansh (zneth) | 51.82 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 23484. | Marc (andesandwichstream) | 51.82 | 96% | 2019-06-03 |
| 23485. | Dhruv (28dhs01) | 51.81 | 96% | 2023-04-27 |
| 23486. | hosna.1 (hosna_) | 51.81 | 95% | 2023-07-30 |
| 23487. | turbos996 (the_puffduff) | 51.81 | 97% | 2016-08-21 |
| 23488. | Utkarsh (utkarsh_n) | 51.81 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 23489. | Kevin (fs822) | 51.81 | 89% | 2016-06-16 |
| 23490. | Sumanta Paudel (sumantapaudel) | 51.80 | 98% | 2023-06-28 |
| 23491. | Andres (andr35) | 51.80 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 23492. | davide (dabide) | 51.80 | 94% | 2016-07-18 |
| 23493. | Jake (jakejakejake77) | 51.79 | 96% | 2022-03-15 |
| 23494. | Kenley (kenleywalter) | 51.79 | 88% | 2016-02-19 |
| 23495. | Sharon (shrango) | 51.78 | 85% | 2017-03-19 |
| 23496. | Faylite (faylite) | 51.78 | 92% | 2015-12-27 |
| 23497. | Wendy (thecasualpotato99) | 51.78 | 96.1% | 2021-02-22 |
| 23498. | Hamidbek (hamidbek) | 51.78 | 97% | 2021-05-17 |
| 23499. | C.Z. (wummm) | 51.78 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 23500. | Miguel (moonsaiyan) | 51.78 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 23501. | Illusive (uneducated_scholar) | 51.77 | 95% | 2022-04-28 |
| 23502. | Lukas (pathfinder00) | 51.77 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23503. | Achim (chimbro) | 51.77 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 23504. | Xzotix (xzotix) | 51.76 | 95% | 2023-06-01 |
| 23505. | Getting There (sunil_alluri) | 51.76 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 23506. | MasterEngi (themasterengi) | 51.76 | 94.3% | 2021-02-07 |
| 23507. | Khen (khen2003) | 51.76 | 95% | 2017-12-11 |
| 23508. | thefalconeye (thefalconeye) | 51.76 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |