The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10573. | Liz (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 87.95 | 94% | 2014-06-16 |
| 10574. | Tevye (sammydvorak) | 87.95 | 98% | 2015-06-28 |
| 10575. | Elgin™ (elginz) | 87.95 | 95% | 2014-08-01 |
| 10576. | Daito (blucantrell) | 87.94 | 98.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 10577. | Rebel (rebelaj) | 87.94 | 96% | 2022-09-23 |
| 10578. | Ulrik (fnystal) | 87.94 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 10579. | Xenu (xenu) | 87.94 | 98% | 2011-09-11 |
| 10580. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 87.94 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 10581. | Avneet (avneet91@gmail.com) | 87.94 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 10582. | A (yarly) | 87.93 | 93% | 2012-05-22 |
| 10583. | M (mjf2019) | 87.92 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 10584. | Logan (36beastgod) | 87.92 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 10585. | Kimchi (kimchi427) | 87.92 | 91% | 2011-12-18 |
| 10586. | Grace (graceeunjeonglee) | 87.92 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 10587. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 87.92 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 10588. | Kevin (drezar) | 87.92 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 10589. | Wade (larrage) | 87.91 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
| 10590. | Nikola (shporet) | 87.91 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 10591. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 87.91 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
| 10592. | Miko (kimonoso) | 87.91 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| 10593. | Gill (baezilisk) | 87.91 | 96% | 2013-09-25 |
| 10594. | John (johnisimus) | 87.90 | 93% | 2014-04-04 |
| 10595. | Sean (crazypants27) | 87.90 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 10596. | Gushiken (literalynoob1) | 87.90 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 10597. | k (klausbelegu) | 87.90 | 91% | 2014-02-14 |
| 10598. | Alan (alal22) | 87.90 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10599. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 87.90 | 99% | 2016-05-11 |
| 10600. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 87.90 | 88% | 2015-03-24 |
| 10601. | Johnny (airshield) | 87.90 | 97% | 2013-05-12 |
| 10602. | Marsela (atuam) | 87.89 | 94% | 2011-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |