And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28855. | phil (phil1) | 64.69 | 97% | 2012-12-10 |
| 28856. | oscarchichun (oscarchichun) | 64.69 | 94% | 2011-12-02 |
| 28857. | Alex (byobcello) | 64.69 | 96% | 2012-03-18 |
| 28858. | An (anphan) | 64.68 | 96.8% | 2023-10-03 |
| 28859. | Carey (carey05059) | 64.68 | 91% | 2013-05-06 |
| 28860. | Aidil (aidil_umarov) | 64.68 | 96% | 2014-04-20 |
| 28861. | Rttifuita (rhinotrhino) | 64.68 | 93% | 2013-08-27 |
| 28862. | Eric (d_m_t) | 64.68 | 95% | 2016-02-05 |
| 28863. | CAL (coolcal98) | 64.67 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 28864. | Xotiii (xotiii) | 64.67 | 93% | 2012-07-08 |
| 28865. | Brandon (imritebehndu) | 64.67 | 96% | 2016-07-02 |
| 28866. | A (ajp10304) | 64.67 | 97% | 2022-12-15 |
| 28867. | Tahrea (super_icefury) | 64.67 | 94.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 28868. | crooow (urrmomscockroach) | 64.67 | 95% | 2021-02-12 |
| 28869. | Ben (midsummerknight) | 64.67 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 28870. | Carmine (gnegno) | 64.67 | 95% | 2015-03-29 |
| 28871. | Didyousayit? (sarah28) | 64.66 | 83% | 2012-02-19 |
| 28872. | Leo (lileo261) | 64.66 | 97% | 2019-10-26 |
| 28873. | Sucipto (showcheap) | 64.66 | 98% | 2014-12-25 |
| 28874. | bachkimz (bachkimz) | 64.66 | 92% | 2012-06-09 |
| 28875. | ada (cosmic_pimp) | 64.65 | 94% | 2023-03-21 |
| 28876. | Zeroed (zeroed_) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 28877. | Dark Knight (___001) | 64.65 | 97% | 2023-04-28 |
| 28878. | Gum (blankgumbeat) | 64.65 | 95% | 2022-08-20 |
| 28879. | Mani (mani82d) | 64.65 | 94% | 2014-03-16 |
| 28880. | Linda (bermuda) | 64.65 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 28881. | mel (_melissa9_) | 64.65 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 28882. | cu63y (qu63y) | 64.64 | 94% | 2022-05-18 |
| 28883. | yomum (ahmet_ergun) | 64.64 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 28884. | typer (turbo360) | 64.64 | 96% | 2017-11-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |