I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12259. | (melkvlek) | 81.26 | 98% | 2025-03-17 |
| 12260. | (ouli) | 81.26 | 96% | 2017-09-23 |
| 12261. | (straymay) | 81.26 | 95.9% | 2024-09-30 |
| 12262. | (moods) | 81.26 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 12263. | (litewings) | 81.26 | 90% | 2016-10-12 |
| 12264. | (germopotter) | 81.26 | 96% | 2016-06-19 |
| 12265. | (castello666) | 81.25 | 97.8% | 2024-08-21 |
| 12266. | (teloi) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 12267. | (deft_hand) | 81.25 | 97% | 2020-03-23 |
| 12268. | (clob1414) | 81.25 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12269. | (phantomorigin) | 81.25 | 96% | 2023-10-31 |
| 12270. | (narbitz) | 81.25 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 12271. | (nt_chill) | 81.25 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 12272. | (blanketsalt) | 81.25 | 96% | 2018-07-26 |
| 12273. | (napppyu) | 81.24 | 96% | 2022-06-08 |
| 12274. | (flyguymi) | 81.24 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 12275. | Obsidian Nights (obsidian_n... | 81.23 | 97.4% | 2024-01-30 |
| 12276. | (jshen13) | 81.23 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 12277. | (dsa8) | 81.23 | 99% | 2021-07-21 |
| 12278. | Pop (floppying) | 81.23 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 12279. | (moishi) | 81.23 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 12280. | (showaid) | 81.23 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 12281. | (josephus) | 81.23 | 96% | 2015-11-04 |
| 12282. | æ (ac343) | 81.22 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 12283. | (coure) | 81.22 | 94% | 2015-04-17 |
| 12284. | Alvro (alvro) | 81.21 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 12285. | (kiiyyoo) | 81.21 | 96% | 2023-10-07 |
| 12286. | (sablja) | 81.20 | 94% | 2016-04-26 |
| 12287. | (exdark) | 81.20 | 98% | 2016-05-30 |
| 12288. | (timeintimeout) | 81.20 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |