The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16941. | (sfount) | 76.37 | 88% | 2015-03-15 |
| 16942. | (k_stahu) | 76.37 | 97% | 2015-02-03 |
| 16943. | (thammong) | 76.37 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 16944. | (jhez) | 76.37 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 16945. | (mercatres) | 76.37 | 98% | 2017-07-10 |
| 16946. | (drwsmnlpg) | 76.36 | 95% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16947. | (alexbackonqwerty) | 76.36 | 95% | 2018-12-25 |
| 16948. | (bittumon) | 76.36 | 91% | 2016-06-07 |
| 16949. | (renasceim) | 76.36 | 95% | 2022-02-18 |
| 16950. | (mal2012) | 76.36 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 16951. | Ed (meaty_baby) | 76.35 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 16952. | (deadlypliers) | 76.35 | 93% | 2013-04-26 |
| 16953. | (sunshinenmyeyes) | 76.35 | 96.2% | 2023-08-26 |
| 16954. | Dan (typefffast) | 76.35 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 16955. | (poppyp) | 76.35 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
| 16956. | (leanhtaiit) | 76.35 | 96% | 2011-08-10 |
| 16957. | Hinanawi (kanade0210) | 76.34 | 94% | 2022-05-26 |
| 16958. | (roni_goswami9) | 76.34 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 16959. | (sturm123) | 76.34 | 91% | 2016-03-13 |
| 16960. | (greenthunderstorm) | 76.34 | 97% | 2020-05-09 |
| 16961. | (jack_jim) | 76.34 | 93% | 2014-08-18 |
| 16962. | (blankfox) | 76.34 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 16963. | (ubulin) | 76.34 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 16964. | (showaid) | 76.34 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 16965. | (josepot) | 76.34 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 16966. | CottonHeaded (cottonheadedn... | 76.34 | 94% | 2015-02-13 |
| 16967. | (brandon2) | 76.34 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 16968. | (maurigarcia88) | 76.33 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 16969. | (narencraghu) | 76.33 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 16970. | (amielle) | 76.33 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |