And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15699. | Mac (immaculatemac) | 86.10 | 97.7% | 2023-06-22 |
| 15700. | (roguehamster2073) | 86.10 | 99% | 2023-09-25 |
| 15701. | (shahidniazi) | 86.10 | 95% | 2014-03-08 |
| 15702. | (toothpik88) | 86.09 | 95% | 2013-04-03 |
| 15703. | (dragon25321) | 86.09 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 15704. | (lilpotatopop) | 86.09 | 94% | 2021-11-30 |
| 15705. | Adam (lofe) | 86.09 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 15706. | (qweu) | 86.08 | 99% | 2023-05-21 |
| 15707. | (mirek) | 86.08 | 99% | 2014-09-18 |
| 15708. | Jessica (slacker1998) | 86.08 | 98% | 2021-10-21 |
| 15709. | (dumb_poop) | 86.08 | 96% | 2014-02-03 |
| 15710. | (rickyb98_ekrpat) | 86.08 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 15711. | (muslimomar) | 86.07 | 95% | 2020-06-11 |
| 15712. | (yoyoplz) | 86.07 | 95% | 2018-05-18 |
| 15713. | (wizard_of_ooze) | 86.07 | 94% | 2016-07-05 |
| 15714. | (islam_taha) | 86.07 | 95% | 2014-12-27 |
| 15715. | (turb0bunk2) | 86.06 | 99% | 2018-09-26 |
| 15716. | (pinebug) | 86.06 | 99% | 2022-07-06 |
| 15717. | _louob_ (_louob_) | 86.06 | 97% | 2021-12-30 |
| 15718. | Earnest (redwhirl) | 86.06 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 15719. | (showaid) | 86.06 | 97% | 2016-04-14 |
| 15720. | (craig91) | 86.05 | 95% | 2013-12-30 |
| 15721. | Sean (mathematics0) | 86.05 | — | 2008-12-16 |
| 15722. | (fburdell) | 86.05 | 88% | 2011-09-09 |
| 15723. | (tl1029384756) | 86.05 | 95% | 2013-10-05 |
| 15724. | (randome513) | 86.04 | 91% | 2013-10-29 |
| 15725. | (accesderp) | 86.04 | 95% | 2018-04-12 |
| 15726. | Dj (vedspin) | 86.04 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 15727. | (lilichavez7) | 86.04 | — | 2011-04-24 |
| 15728. | (ladilettante) | 86.04 | 95% | 2011-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |