So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32581. | paritosh (caffeine) | 47.85 | 97% | 2015-07-06 |
| 32582. | Amine (xabri) | 47.84 | 90% | 2017-04-26 |
| 32583. | plankboii (plankboii) | 47.84 | 91% | 2016-07-25 |
| 32584. | Sang Sabil (sangsabil217) | 47.84 | 92% | 2021-05-15 |
| 32585. | Vidar (vidar) | 47.83 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 32586. | Augustin (tino) | 47.83 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 32587. | Minh (mjnhpzo) | 47.82 | 94% | 2021-05-31 |
| 32588. | Hyaweh (hyawehhoshikawa) | 47.82 | — | 2009-11-21 |
| 32589. | Luke (lukecunningham) | 47.82 | 91% | 2013-10-24 |
| 32590. | LeGiOn (ankit_69) | 47.81 | 94% | 2022-12-06 |
| 32591. | Anvesh (anvesh2013) | 47.81 | 93% | 2014-09-07 |
| 32592. | Pramod (pixliv) | 47.81 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 32593. | Sarah (sarahsaleh) | 47.81 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 32594. | Aashish (albatross007) | 47.80 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 32595. | Mister (itsfresh) | 47.80 | 93% | 2021-01-20 |
| 32596. | cardinals (arizonacardinals) | 47.80 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 32597. | idd (tobealeg) | 47.79 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| 32598. | Sun (wan811119) | 47.79 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 32599. | Satyajit (sm2000) | 47.79 | 97% | 2021-06-15 |
| 32600. | kacer (kacer) | 47.79 | 91% | 2012-10-05 |
| 32601. | 45WPM (30wpm_aug23_20) | 47.79 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 32602. | Milan (milanaldahra) | 47.79 | 95.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 32603. | nhu (shoppycool) | 47.79 | 95% | 2011-05-09 |
| 32604. | daniel (dualserv4) | 47.79 | 91% | 2013-04-01 |
| 32605. | Petter (noclue) | 47.79 | 89% | 2015-05-13 |
| 32606. | akash (akash30) | 47.79 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 32607. | Turtly (turtly) | 47.78 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 32608. | aus (aquafish) | 47.78 | 92.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 32609. | Kranthi (darkkb) | 47.78 | 92.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 32610. | YuenLai (yuenlai0829) | 47.78 | 98% | 2012-11-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |