So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35662. | Aidan (he11opeop1e) | 37.44 | 94% | 2019-08-01 |
| 35663. | Nillesz (nillesz) | 37.44 | 90% | 2012-03-18 |
| 35664. | Leon (leon882888) | 37.43 | 93% | 2021-06-04 |
| 35665. | Christopher (doolechr000) | 37.43 | 89% | 2015-11-30 |
| 35666. | sher (prosherkhan) | 37.42 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 35667. | Iuff (iuff) | 37.40 | 86% | 2016-10-27 |
| 35668. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 37.39 | 91% | 2018-10-03 |
| 35669. | Max (hapugao) | 37.38 | 91% | 2011-06-14 |
| 35670. | Amber (amberng01) | 37.38 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
| 35671. | Yuuto (yuutofood) | 37.34 | 93% | 2021-03-17 |
| 35672. | Aleksandar (coaz) | 37.33 | 92% | 2021-01-17 |
| 35673. | sheriff (sheriff) | 37.32 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 35674. | Akram (akyama7) | 37.30 | 95% | 2021-10-27 |
| 35675. | Melissa (husky1716) | 37.29 | 79% | 2015-09-11 |
| 35676. | Poh (pohwaifu) | 37.27 | 94.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35677. | veloceti (veloceti) | 37.26 | 93% | 2021-01-16 |
| 35678. | jai (jai04) | 37.25 | 95% | 2023-09-03 |
| 35679. | Godwin (gknyaga) | 37.25 | 92% | 2017-01-28 |
| 35680. | Shawanda (shooter) | 37.25 | — | 2008-09-22 |
| 35681. | mukesh (mukku1305) | 37.23 | 94% | 2023-02-10 |
| 35682. | FatherThePapa (father_the_p... | 37.20 | 93.4% | 2023-09-10 |
| 35683. | Anony (anony3) | 37.16 | 92% | 2013-04-14 |
| 35684. | Bivek (bivek123) | 37.15 | 93% | 2021-03-26 |
| 35685. | vicky (vickyduncan) | 37.14 | 100% | 2014-06-12 |
| 35686. | Ashraf Badawi (starbucks1232) | 37.13 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 35687. | Antlion (ricwar01) | 37.13 | 84% | 2015-10-18 |
| 35688. | Eri (maryy) | 37.12 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 35689. | marksman_vn89 (marksman_vn89) | 37.10 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 35690. | DirtJohnson (dirtjohnson) | 37.09 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 35691. | phuc (phamhphuc) | 37.09 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |