With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9264. | Dixie (zanarkind) | 84.98 | 97% | 2019-04-03 |
| 9265. | sfg (nigh) | 84.98 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 9266. | A (cheesybuckin) | 84.97 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 9267. | Mathis (pineapplee) | 84.97 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9268. | Bryan (bryan675) | 84.97 | 96% | 2017-08-12 |
| 9269. | Bakla (backspitter) | 84.96 | 96% | 2023-02-10 |
| 9270. | MUKUND (mukundk) | 84.96 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 9271. | Tammie (tamxd) | 84.96 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9272. | stejhu (stejhu) | 84.96 | 97% | 2022-09-26 |
| 9273. | Brian (brian3927) | 84.96 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 9274. | soda, pop, tonic ( which on... | 84.96 | 97% | 2022-04-21 |
| 9275. | Mr. Presidentus (jyg108) | 84.96 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 9276. | tstats[guest_typists] (gues... | 84.96 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 9277. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 84.96 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 9278. | Gee (garythemachine) | 84.96 | 92% | 2017-03-10 |
| 9279. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 84.96 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 9280. | nidzaaa (nidzaaa) | 84.95 | 95.6% | 2024-12-07 |
| 9281. | Erik (erickano) | 84.95 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
| 9282. | Nate (shnek) | 84.95 | 97.3% | 2023-11-15 |
| 9283. | Nick (legnik) | 84.95 | 96.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 9284. | Ivan (ivan_govnov) | 84.95 | 100% | 2018-10-15 |
| 9285. | George (geochuu) | 84.95 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 9286. | abc (1714245ctk41) | 84.94 | 98% | 2025-05-06 |
| 9287. | johnny :P (johnny234) | 84.94 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 9288. | pashkhan (pashkhan) | 84.94 | 99% | 2017-05-01 |
| 9289. | David (cmagic_f) | 84.94 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 9290. | grøtnisse (grottenisse) | 84.94 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 9291. | Literature (20120623) | 84.94 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 9292. | MsPianomama (mspianomama) | 84.93 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 9293. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 84.93 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |