And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18198. | tstats[ymagunn] (ymagunn) | 81.82 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 18199. | Big Pop (broguyman) | 81.82 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 18200. | Gökhan (hazee) | 81.82 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 18201. | Ramin (ramin2dkami) | 81.82 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 18202. | Hol (holster) | 81.81 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 18203. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 81.81 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 18204. | Mediumsecy (mediumsecy) | 81.81 | 99% | 2022-04-06 |
| 18205. | yeah (lolguysm) | 81.81 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 18206. | Dope (diaablu) | 81.81 | 91% | 2016-08-31 |
| 18207. | Ben (nebulaz) | 81.81 | 97% | 2018-04-08 |
| 18208. | FurrJerr (furrjerr) | 81.81 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 18209. | Jo (jotyper) | 81.81 | 98.8% | 2021-02-12 |
| 18210. | ben (nitrogenous) | 81.81 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 18211. | Oats (oatsonnorman) | 81.81 | 94% | 2021-01-03 |
| 18212. | Facha (facha) | 81.81 | 96% | 2014-01-06 |
| 18213. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 81.81 | 95% | 2020-03-19 |
| 18214. | Vincent (snokpok) | 81.80 | 96.9% | 2023-06-09 |
| 18215. | Shimonz (shmonzi) | 81.80 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 18216. | Kylescousin (kylescousin) | 81.80 | 95% | 2014-10-25 |
| 18217. | Mikey (mikeytwoshoes) | 81.79 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 18218. | hate accuracy (jinmanquess) | 81.79 | 96% | 2020-08-18 |
| 18219. | Albert (albertwijayayt) | 81.79 | 96% | 2017-07-12 |
| 18220. | Jeff (bandihoot) | 81.78 | 96% | 2021-10-03 |
| 18221. | Goushique (goushique) | 81.78 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 18222. | vishal (vishal78) | 81.78 | — | 2009-06-18 |
| 18223. | Cassidy (cbearap) | 81.78 | 97% | 2012-03-12 |
| 18224. | Rog (ogronan) | 81.77 | 98.6% | 2023-09-05 |
| 18225. | Leong (iamahleong) | 81.77 | 92% | 2016-11-13 |
| 18226. | Lazar (lb115) | 81.77 | 92% | 2016-10-15 |
| 18227. | Moataz (mizosoft) | 81.77 | 97% | 2022-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |