As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4193. | xizrika (irakli008) | 100.44 | 98% | 2018-12-26 |
4194. | Jacob (monkeybenq) | 100.44 | 96% | 2022-05-31 |
4195. | Ronald (primarch) | 100.44 | 98% | 2021-05-06 |
4196. | Jun (vegetto1126) | 100.44 | 93% | 2016-11-04 |
4197. | Emily (miz_emily) | 100.44 | 97% | 2016-06-11 |
4198. | Rony (ravneet_b) | 100.43 | 99.1% | 2024-02-12 |
4199. | Excess (061400) | 100.43 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
4200. | Jen (ethima) | 100.43 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
4201. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 100.43 | 95% | 2017-01-19 |
4202. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 100.43 | 99.3% | 2024-05-20 |
4203. | TyperGuy (dillymays) | 100.42 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
4204. | FREE PALESTINE (os1506) | 100.42 | 98% | 2023-09-20 |
4205. | B( . Y . )BS (100accuracy) | 100.42 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
4206. | Fart (chuckster73) | 100.42 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
4207. | earwax (oily) | 100.42 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
4208. | Miccalo (miccalo_dv) | 100.41 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
4209. | Kupo (shinymoogle) | 100.40 | 94% | 2015-04-28 |
4210. | . (printsmorgan) | 100.40 | 96% | 2020-04-08 |
4211. | sMarty (imrwonder2) | 100.39 | 99% | 2020-09-09 |
4212. | korazer (rafhael132) | 100.39 | 98.6% | 2021-03-02 |
4213. | superkhau (superkhau) | 100.37 | 97% | 2023-03-27 |
4214. | Hal (hals11) | 100.37 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
4215. | Krzysztof (cheekibreeki) | 100.37 | 99% | 2016-04-29 |
4216. | Diran (slipperykeys) | 100.37 | 100% | 2017-06-16 |
4217. | w (cm791) | 100.36 | 97% | 2024-05-13 |
4218. | Tom (racytime) | 100.36 | 99.3% | 2024-01-08 |
4219. | lordvanta (lordvantablack) | 100.36 | 98.4% | 2023-12-28 |
4220. | prox (proxisos) | 100.36 | 97.8% | 2024-10-16 |
4221. | Eran (umm_eran) | 100.35 | 97% | 2021-06-08 |
4222. | bobe (mygradeshurt) | 100.35 | 97% | 2024-02-26 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |