So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17803. | Udan (fris93) | 71.93 | 97% | 2019-11-28 |
| 17804. | Akash (akashuphade) | 71.93 | 97% | 2017-01-10 |
| 17805. | Sara (zena) | 71.92 | — | 2009-02-19 |
| 17806. | rob (yukoracker) | 71.92 | 94% | 2011-07-01 |
| 17807. | Keith (keith) | 71.92 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 17808. | Vijay (vijays4404) | 71.91 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 17809. | Vlaad (vladiii) | 71.91 | 93% | 2022-04-15 |
| 17810. | MambaDev (stainless) | 71.91 | 89% | 2016-03-12 |
| 17811. | Michel (micheloutils) | 71.90 | 91% | 2017-04-26 |
| 17812. | Isaac (xecisaac) | 71.90 | 95% | 2020-01-15 |
| 17813. | Ivan (cheet_ah) | 71.90 | 95% | 2020-10-29 |
| 17814. | Thomas (100wordsperminute) | 71.90 | 97% | 2023-03-26 |
| 17815. | Lodz1ks (lodz1ks) | 71.90 | 94.5% | 2021-02-05 |
| 17816. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 71.90 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 17817. | Goutham (richlair) | 71.90 | 88% | 2011-09-18 |
| 17818. | Trevor (tea_dog) | 71.90 | 94% | 2014-08-11 |
| 17819. | Islombek (realist2005) | 71.89 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 17820. | bubzelicious (winstar9909) | 71.89 | 96.9% | 2023-09-13 |
| 17821. | Anton (n0tn4) | 71.89 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 17822. | Danny (shikio) | 71.89 | 95% | 2014-07-06 |
| 17823. | dimash (dsquared_210t93) | 71.89 | 97% | 2011-12-06 |
| 17824. | Drake (drakeeeuru) | 71.89 | 97% | 2014-08-10 |
| 17825. | ABDELLAH (ab_do11) | 71.88 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 17826. | badtypist (josecostamartins) | 71.88 | 92% | 2017-05-17 |
| 17827. | Neil (neilp) | 71.87 | 90% | 2016-02-10 |
| 17828. | Dan (cyption) | 71.87 | 92% | 2021-01-11 |
| 17829. | Omid (zerodarkshadow) | 71.87 | 97% | 2023-02-15 |
| 17830. | Emmy (yukia) | 71.87 | 96% | 2012-06-17 |
| 17831. | Caleb (balecus53) | 71.87 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 17832. | Wilfred (wilfridge_t) | 71.86 | 94% | 2015-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |