So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11809. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 81.65 | 95% | 2022-10-08 |
| 11810. | (kengiexoxo) | 81.65 | 90% | 2015-03-23 |
| 11811. | (kyuubinape) | 81.65 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 11812. | Minseok (devani10) | 81.65 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 11813. | urbanliner (urbanliner) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11814. | (chariotrider) | 81.64 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 11815. | (ventril) | 81.64 | 98% | 2018-10-08 |
| 11816. | (spppeeeeeeedddddd) | 81.64 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 11817. | (sudhanlee) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 11818. | (andfur) | 81.64 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 11819. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 81.64 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 11820. | such is life (smileyyy___) | 81.63 | 96.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 11821. | (stalence) | 81.63 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 11822. | (dingusfish) | 81.63 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 11823. | Nick (tiegold) | 81.63 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 11824. | Maria (flannellife) | 81.63 | 92% | 2016-05-08 |
| 11825. | (shifting) | 81.62 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 11826. | (squalllionheart) | 81.62 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 11827. | (bugsmasher) | 81.62 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 11828. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 81.62 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 11829. | Jacky Lim (kingfinger) | 81.62 | 96% | 2014-03-03 |
| 11830. | Tom (bigtom) | 81.62 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 11831. | (autosmelt) | 81.61 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 11832. | Kate (katedo) | 81.61 | 95% | 2011-10-20 |
| 11833. | Ry (darthrm) | 81.60 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 11834. | (burappi) | 81.60 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 11835. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 81.60 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 11836. | Toka (tokachirii) | 81.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 11837. | tris (trisywc) | 81.59 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 11838. | (fatdragon) | 81.59 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |