So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8778. | Aaron (clarkanine) | 88.35 | 95% | 2015-01-11 |
| 8779. | James (james886) | 88.35 | 99% | 2012-06-27 |
| 8780. | Al Ryan (02sa) | 88.34 | 96% | 2018-01-06 |
| 8781. | Daniel (wakamesoupxd) | 88.33 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 8782. | Capn (capncakes) | 88.32 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 8783. | Eric (echoi213) | 88.31 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 8784. | i gotta (siignal) | 88.31 | 95% | 2013-10-10 |
| 8785. | Mandem (madem) | 88.31 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 8786. | Jacob (jakemr) | 88.30 | 96% | 2019-12-01 |
| 8787. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 88.29 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8788. | Nuh (nuh__yamin) | 88.29 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 8789. | Jessica (deaths_discomfort) | 88.29 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 8790. | Pakistan (humayunhassan69) | 88.28 | 96% | 2022-06-11 |
| 8791. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 88.28 | 97% | 2023-04-19 |
| 8792. | Sadie (thotchakra) | 88.27 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 8793. | z (randomosity) | 88.27 | 97% | 2014-09-29 |
| 8794. | JC (renaldo285) | 88.26 | 96% | 2023-01-10 |
| 8795. | Uhhhhhhh (shidlord) | 88.26 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| 8796. | Juro (seijuro808) | 88.26 | 96% | 2013-02-19 |
| 8797. | Lucas (h2td) | 88.26 | — | 2010-10-25 |
| 8798. | aditya (yusifer_zendric) | 88.25 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 8799. | Vladi (wacy11) | 88.25 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 8800. | hitz275 (hitesh275) | 88.25 | 99% | 2014-02-08 |
| 8801. | texel (texelz) | 88.25 | 88% | 2013-12-04 |
| 8802. | T.Rose (lilaznpnaii) | 88.25 | 95% | 2011-10-24 |
| 8803. | Davidson (iphoenix) | 88.25 | — | 2009-09-30 |
| 8804. | Ethan (emlieber) | 88.24 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 8805. | boom-shakalaka (boomshakala... | 88.24 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8806. | Rory O'Donohue (roryodonohu... | 88.23 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 8807. | Felix (fezzry) | 88.23 | 96% | 2020-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |