So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26619. | Jared (jrod44) | 57.93 | 91% | 2016-03-21 |
| 26620. | AJ (aaddjjj) | 57.93 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 26621. | Lucifer (aamir72633) | 57.93 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 26622. | stuemper (stuemper) | 57.93 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
| 26623. | ZUHAL (zuhal) | 57.93 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 26624. | Ben (azndude) | 57.93 | 94% | 2014-11-06 |
| 26625. | Jamethy (jamethy) | 57.92 | — | 2008-09-30 |
| 26626. | Musa (jighaim) | 57.92 | 95% | 2021-05-25 |
| 26627. | Ekko (blue9995566) | 57.92 | 96% | 2018-10-25 |
| 26628. | Connor (cmcl) | 57.91 | 95% | 2021-06-03 |
| 26629. | Mawa (markusmawa) | 57.91 | 91% | 2016-07-14 |
| 26630. | Theerapat Somnam (mrdezpair) | 57.91 | 95% | 2023-03-03 |
| 26631. | kayrs (killlur) | 57.91 | 96.1% | 2023-06-26 |
| 26632. | Dennis (mizonex) | 57.91 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| 26633. | Neolini (theblader9) | 57.91 | 95% | 2017-03-02 |
| 26634. | Hai (squallhai) | 57.91 | 92% | 2011-11-04 |
| 26635. | Shem (shemineshe) | 57.90 | 95.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 26636. | Elliot (fribbles23) | 57.90 | 92% | 2014-04-07 |
| 26637. | johnfred (cevhyruz) | 57.90 | 95% | 2017-11-13 |
| 26638. | aeralsm (aeralsm) | 57.90 | 95.5% | 2023-10-27 |
| 26639. | nyaan (aur3ri) | 57.90 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 26640. | Deni Avdjia fanboy (kelethe... | 57.90 | 94% | 2021-02-28 |
| 26641. | Romin (rominpasa) | 57.90 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 26642. | Matthew (joemonk) | 57.90 | 91% | 2015-07-04 |
| 26643. | Surajit (surajit) | 57.90 | 99% | 2013-11-01 |
| 26644. | MR_MAN (meoden) | 57.90 | — | 2009-02-24 |
| 26645. | June (junehsw) | 57.90 | 91% | 2014-10-17 |
| 26646. | Topre (glados) | 57.90 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 26647. | Eric (etorreborre) | 57.90 | 92% | 2011-06-29 |
| 26648. | e l l e (timetravelr) | 57.89 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |