So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35786. | DirtJohnson (dirtjohnson) | 37.09 | 95% | 2017-09-16 |
| 35787. | phuc (phamhphuc) | 37.09 | — | 2009-04-21 |
| 35788. | Uncle (jedi_yoda) | 37.08 | 82% | 2014-05-23 |
| 35789. | maRkne!L (juandelacruz) | 37.07 | 81% | 2013-07-17 |
| 35790. | Aman (peace_100) | 37.06 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 35791. | Shelly (shellyngo) | 37.06 | 91% | 2013-04-29 |
| 35792. | Cris Anthony (crisanthonio_... | 37.05 | 96% | 2023-04-30 |
| 35793. | Rikki (shiner) | 37.05 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 35794. | zalalala (zalalala) | 37.03 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 35795. | CR7 (r_cr7) | 37.01 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 35796. | Misbah Uddin (noob_misbah) | 37.01 | 92% | 2023-03-13 |
| 35797. | Jonathan (jlcboxall) | 37.00 | 92% | 2012-04-15 |
| 35798. | a1ways (pi___) | 36.96 | 84% | 2015-02-20 |
| 35799. | BEN (bensuen) | 36.95 | 96% | 2020-11-10 |
| 35800. | fff (hihi) | 36.95 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 35801. | Venkat sai sukumar (venkat8) | 36.94 | 91% | 2013-06-07 |
| 35802. | Shelby (shelm29) | 36.92 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 35803. | Leo (tttwinkling) | 36.91 | 94% | 2017-08-09 |
| 35804. | Ramakant (sakergayenr) | 36.91 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 35805. | Hung (whocast) | 36.90 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 35806. | Liuyuan (fragments) | 36.90 | 94% | 2016-11-23 |
| 35807. | KK (kklin0115) | 36.89 | 90.8% | 2023-07-24 |
| 35808. | Vale (looser) | 36.88 | — | 2008-11-08 |
| 35809. | Nando (hyprr) | 36.87 | 93% | 2021-09-10 |
| 35810. | yousef (dewberry_kun) | 36.87 | 93% | 2020-03-07 |
| 35811. | Nick (nalaro) | 36.85 | 78% | 2016-12-18 |
| 35812. | charlie (ck840204) | 36.85 | 94% | 2015-10-27 |
| 35813. | Zaib (zaib_107) | 36.85 | 93% | 2022-08-28 |
| 35814. | michivous (aranda_ann07@yah... | 36.85 | 95% | 2012-11-25 |
| 35815. | Melissa (yachinma) | 36.83 | 96% | 2014-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |