So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3280. | Dandle (mrcalamiteh) | 106.24 | 97% | 2017-10-21 |
| 3281. | mcsollinger (mcsollinger) | 106.23 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 3282. | Sam (samtsullivan) | 106.23 | 99% | 2016-10-27 |
| 3283. | Lulu (shade_senpai) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 3284. | (treje) | 106.22 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 3285. | Mitchell (rejected) | 106.22 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 3286. | birdney (birdney) | 106.20 | 97% | 2015-07-08 |
| 3287. | joe (absurd) | 106.20 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 3288. | Jard (dogspa) | 106.19 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 3289. | 6Pat (ratatatpat) | 106.19 | 98% | 2014-05-20 |
| 3290. | Financier (darkmonk) | 106.19 | 94% | 2017-01-31 |
| 3291. | Reese (chucklingkumquat) | 106.18 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| 3292. | Sandy (sanderlees) | 106.18 | 98% | 2014-05-27 |
| 3293. | Brian (britchkid) | 106.17 | 97% | 2012-11-15 |
| 3294. | Me (justme196) | 106.16 | 98% | 2014-12-27 |
| 3295. | Mumei (mumei) | 106.16 | 94% | 2011-08-15 |
| 3296. | Twinkie (shellyshells) | 106.15 | 96.9% | 2023-07-18 |
| 3297. | Mateusz (maticomp) | 106.13 | 92% | 2011-11-21 |
| 3298. | Eric (sivade) | 106.12 | 95% | 2015-08-31 |
| 3299. | HRP❤ (ludacha) | 106.12 | 95% | 2015-01-31 |
| 3300. | 원숭이 (dweaji) | 106.11 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 3301. | M Stew (mstew354) | 106.11 | 92% | 2016-04-15 |
| 3302. | Anthony (citratesynthase) | 106.09 | 98% | 2017-06-03 |
| 3303. | absolute elsewhere (bibux) | 106.09 | 95% | 2014-01-26 |
| 3304. | musta mate (s_tisfaction) | 106.09 | 97% | 2019-05-12 |
| 3305. | Jason (jpngfile) | 106.09 | 97% | 2017-01-01 |
| 3306. | Mark (denkfaehigkeit) | 106.08 | 91% | 2014-10-29 |
| 3307. | Tom (tkozlowski) | 106.07 | 98% | 2018-05-25 |
| 3308. | Matt (mikofail) | 106.07 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 3309. | Bas (basje12) | 106.07 | — | 2008-11-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |