Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2250. | ヴィオレット (urskrub) | 78.25 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2251. | numdegased (numdegased) | 78.24 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 2252. | Orlac (orlac) | 78.24 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 2253. | Nikola (shporet) | 78.24 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 2254. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 78.23 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 2255. | Memat (memat) | 78.21 | 98% | 2019-06-09 |
| 2256. | Tim (tim28) | 78.19 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 2257. | Violet (nidtsg1113) | 78.19 | 97% | 2017-12-21 |
| 2258. | Roro (azuirith100wpm) | 78.18 | 94% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2259. | Josep M (josepot) | 78.18 | 98% | 2020-03-01 |
| 2260. | tstats[shinecross] (shinecr... | 78.17 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| 2261. | Shqrp (thelifegamingyt) | 78.16 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2262. | Zi (asianzealand) | 78.15 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 2263. | S (auswie) | 78.13 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 2264. | Fabian (fabian_zhafran) | 78.12 | 96% | 2018-08-20 |
| 2265. | Lava (lamilton) | 78.11 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 2266. | Shellman (shellvin) | 78.10 | 95% | 2020-12-10 |
| 2267. | Laco (koomp) | 78.10 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 2268. | Dawid (dresik) | 78.08 | 93% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2269. | Green (megagreenlightning) | 78.07 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 2270. | Mihovil (mladabobica) | 78.06 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 2271. | Will (ghostal) | 78.05 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 2272. | Vilius (jellytrain) | 78.05 | 98% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2273. | Quotheraven (nherne) | 78.04 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2274. | Ji (jitaee) | 78.03 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 2275. | Zach (tertiaryhero) | 78.01 | 95% | 2017-11-16 |
| 2276. | Archie (rchieallen) | 78.00 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2277. | Matt (clarkandcarla) | 78.00 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 2278. | Jamal (xflash) | 77.97 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2279. | John (_johndoe_) | 77.96 | 97% | 2020-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |