And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34958. | mori (mmmori) | 53.79 | 92% | 2014-01-22 |
| 34959. | Bob (bob_loblawrl) | 53.79 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 34960. | Bruce (masterchen) | 53.78 | 93% | 2016-02-11 |
| 34961. | Shuxuan (shuxuan) | 53.78 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 34962. | Chris (chrishu) | 53.78 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 34963. | Tobias (tobiashg94) | 53.78 | 90% | 2016-06-06 |
| 34964. | mbahtedjo (cahkulon) | 53.77 | 95% | 2014-06-19 |
| 34965. | kevin (kevin205) | 53.77 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 34966. | Keely (ladysongbird) | 53.77 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 34967. | Joanne (joannealee) | 53.77 | 92% | 2012-02-05 |
| 34968. | alv (alvdev) | 53.77 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 34969. | Amaya (2700) | 53.77 | 94% | 2022-05-10 |
| 34970. | FasterThenYou (medium2015) | 53.76 | 90% | 2013-08-01 |
| 34971. | Noname (no_name0) | 53.76 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 34972. | Red (redchristian16) | 53.76 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 34973. | Seth (opiumonom) | 53.76 | 91% | 2017-04-09 |
| 34974. | mgb (marb53) | 53.75 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 34975. | guanhong (shells_picker) | 53.75 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 34976. | Shaylyn (shaylynthepanda) | 53.75 | 91% | 2015-04-17 |
| 34977. | younes (telomerase) | 53.75 | 96% | 2022-06-03 |
| 34978. | Nai (naimaa) | 53.74 | 94% | 2012-05-13 |
| 34979. | cool (cooldudelove) | 53.74 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 34980. | anil (anil3) | 53.74 | 90% | 2013-08-25 |
| 34981. | alpimj (alpimj) | 53.73 | 93% | 2013-08-30 |
| 34982. | yasmin (yazz_sally_) | 53.73 | 95% | 2023-06-22 |
| 34983. | cutybuon (cutybuon) | 53.73 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 34984. | markneil (markneil20) | 53.73 | 86% | 2013-11-08 |
| 34985. | Rene (rene2008) | 53.73 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 34986. | v (catwang) | 53.72 | 88% | 2016-04-03 |
| 34987. | Ok (oknow1) | 53.72 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |