As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20826. | Josh (fiyer) | 58.86 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
20827. | Phong (phongryy) | 58.86 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
20828. | lex (lexzaid) | 58.86 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
20829. | lol (moto31005) | 58.85 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
20830. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 58.85 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
20831. | Kenny (ginbao) | 58.85 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
20832. | Ryan (rjmimay) | 58.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
20833. | Victor (icriticalfx) | 58.84 | 93% | 2021-01-17 |
20834. | Rahmandika (treksaurus17) | 58.83 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
20835. | Sean (seanclarencen) | 58.83 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
20836. | Kelp (klaptep) | 58.83 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
20837. | asdf (asdf_) | 58.83 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
20838. | oof (osmosis99) | 58.83 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
20839. | Kimi (kimiracle) | 58.83 | 95% | 2019-09-27 |
20840. | Sean (workshirt) | 58.81 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
20841. | FreePalestine (amr_atif) | 58.81 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
20842. | Isaac (shellguy97) | 58.80 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
20843. | Sebstian (sedasti) | 58.80 | 94% | 2021-06-27 |
20844. | Shao (shp188366552) | 58.80 | 95% | 2016-01-23 |
20845. | Jing (jing_feng) | 58.80 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
20846. | Edison (azulistair) | 58.79 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
20847. | bi (caovanbi235) | 58.79 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
20848. | jo (teachmetotypefast) | 58.79 | 97% | 2021-09-08 |
20849. | Emir Haiqal (emirhaiqal) | 58.79 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
20850. | pawan (pawan72926) | 58.79 | 98% | 2022-07-05 |
20851. | Owen (cincodigitos) | 58.79 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
20852. | Avalanche (arnobel) | 58.79 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
20853. | Џејмс (jmc82900) | 58.78 | 97% | 2022-01-07 |
20854. | kagan (sassenach34) | 58.78 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
20855. | Michael (yetanother) | 58.78 | 98% | 2015-05-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |