As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23181. | Gaurav (kgaurav8026) | 52.80 | 98% | 2023-04-22 |
| 23182. | 50 Year Old Girl (whatsthis) | 52.80 | 90% | 2015-11-08 |
| 23183. | __tempter (__tempter) | 52.80 | 98% | 2022-08-21 |
| 23184. | mark (chuahuonga) | 52.80 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 23185. | Beese (continentalcontext) | 52.80 | 95% | 2020-10-23 |
| 23186. | ali (zetta175) | 52.80 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 23187. | nitish (hunt_123) | 52.80 | 95% | 2016-04-20 |
| 23188. | Max (bruh_k) | 52.79 | 95% | 2023-07-13 |
| 23189. | 🥴 (kangjushang) | 52.78 | 95% | 2022-04-27 |
| 23190. | HeMan (hitul) | 52.77 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 23191. | Hunter (huntergendeng) | 52.77 | 97% | 2017-04-17 |
| 23192. | christian (_childish) | 52.77 | 95.9% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23193. | Arman (arman712) | 52.76 | 95% | 2022-11-05 |
| 23194. | AJ (aayushjoshi) | 52.76 | 96% | 2022-01-09 |
| 23195. | Saiki (hicat) | 52.76 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 23196. | Muhammad (halimlondon) | 52.76 | 90% | 2016-06-07 |
| 23197. | Tim (huaishuo) | 52.75 | 97% | 2019-02-13 |
| 23198. | saket (saket1harsh2) | 52.75 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 23199. | Shell (shellfromthezoo) | 52.75 | 96.3% | 2021-01-29 |
| 23200. | KENNY (duckyfucc) | 52.75 | 95% | 2018-02-03 |
| 23201. | BobTheTyper (ahmemaru) | 52.75 | 96% | 2019-04-19 |
| 23202. | Phillip (mysticpyro91) | 52.74 | 95% | 2017-10-14 |
| 23203. | yahia (yahiaeltoumy) | 52.74 | 92% | 2022-04-06 |
| 23204. | Burger (somental) | 52.74 | 96% | 2021-06-13 |
| 23205. | dani (tzvishilo) | 52.74 | 94% | 2016-03-09 |
| 23206. | Bagelicous (bagelicous) | 52.73 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 23207. | Yassine (simaya) | 52.73 | 99% | 2023-10-01 |
| 23208. | Yani (theghak) | 52.72 | 94% | 2021-11-26 |
| 23209. | MonMon (_mon_mon_) | 52.72 | 97.5% | 2023-10-30 |
| 23210. | Kushal (kushalmp_007) | 52.72 | 96% | 2022-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |