The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9622. | wow (kitzin) | 90.01 | 98% | 2019-06-02 |
| 9623. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 90.01 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 9624. | Ev (finev) | 90.00 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 9625. | zeeeef (seezylol) | 90.00 | 93% | 2015-04-30 |
| 9626. | Andy (philivox) | 90.00 | 96% | 2019-05-04 |
| 9627. | Sinful Sam (sinfulsam) | 90.00 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 9628. | Justin (slowly_winning) | 89.99 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 9629. | Periwinkle (niknik2121) | 89.99 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 9630. | Aleksander (acidix) | 89.99 | 96% | 2021-03-28 |
| 9631. | Arun (arun_karnati) | 89.99 | 96% | 2013-04-24 |
| 9632. | Okyanus (foobar12) | 89.98 | 95% | 2023-05-13 |
| 9633. | Nootch (nootch) | 89.98 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 9634. | Henna (hennajuliet) | 89.98 | 96% | 2014-10-22 |
| 9635. | fantom (fantom_x86) | 89.98 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 9636. | Luke (lukell) | 89.97 | 97% | 2022-10-30 |
| 9637. | Damien (damien75) | 89.97 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 9638. | James (kimandoxs) | 89.96 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 9639. | TypeGunker (typegunker) | 89.96 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9640. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 89.96 | 99% | 2021-06-08 |
| 9641. | Sheel (sheel) | 89.96 | 99% | 2016-03-04 |
| 9642. | Jackie (september4) | 89.96 | 94% | 2013-11-29 |
| 9643. | Raja (rajamalik) | 89.96 | 98% | 2014-03-19 |
| 9644. | Dylan (parable) | 89.96 | — | 2009-03-20 |
| 9645. | Skyler (skaldragon) | 89.95 | 98% | 2014-02-02 |
| 9646. | Saiya (zenger23) | 89.95 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 9647. | camden (camdcn) | 89.95 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
| 9648. | Roy (roypon11) | 89.95 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 9649. | Inakoto (inakoto) | 89.94 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 9650. | Creamcheese (diangiaz) | 89.94 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 9651. | keruya (keruya) | 89.94 | 97% | 2020-05-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |