So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8518. | Jason (falminfingaz) | 88.90 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 8519. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 88.89 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 8520. | m (imtiaz) | 88.89 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 8521. | Shun Hei Caleb (lincaleb728) | 88.89 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 8522. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 8523. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 88.89 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8524. | Daniels (dontmesswith) | 88.88 | 93% | 2013-12-03 |
| 8525. | OldTypist (oldtypist80) | 88.88 | 96.2% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8526. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 88.88 | 99% | 2022-01-29 |
| 8527. | Danny (dannytriestotype) | 88.88 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8528. | Daniel (jansson) | 88.88 | 97% | 2015-11-02 |
| 8529. | Meh (_____________________) | 88.88 | 97% | 2011-12-20 |
| 8530. | LEntless (lentless) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 8531. | Taylor (taylor15) | 88.88 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 8532. | Kshitij (jsparrow) | 88.87 | 98.5% | 2023-08-25 |
| 8533. | ethan (chorboe) | 88.87 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 8534. | Fabio (fabioolo) | 88.86 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 8535. | shebaw (shebaw) | 88.86 | 97% | 2016-08-03 |
| 8536. | Axel (setomi) | 88.86 | 98% | 2021-12-02 |
| 8537. | Tong (tongvu) | 88.85 | 98% | 2020-03-09 |
| 8538. | wintermute (s255) | 88.85 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 8539. | Phany (telugu_manishi) | 88.85 | 95% | 2014-01-17 |
| 8540. | Justin (justinjustbeatyou1) | 88.85 | 94% | 2011-08-04 |
| 8541. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 88.84 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8542. | connor (i_cant_do_this) | 88.84 | 97% | 2015-07-24 |
| 8543. | Huy (kenvjnkute) | 88.84 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
| 8544. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 88.83 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8545. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 88.83 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 8546. | Dean (doogong) | 88.83 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 8547. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 88.83 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |