As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18121. | eric (strokes1979) | 60.02 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
18122. | Christian (greengorilla) | 60.01 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
18123. | deathsroud (deathshroud) | 60.01 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
18124. | Prabhat (prabhat101) | 60.01 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
18125. | Navneet (navgur) | 60.01 | 96% | 2015-08-28 |
18126. | Aswin (aswin747) | 60.01 | 95% | 2018-02-18 |
18127. | Ankit (anky_96) | 60.01 | 93% | 2015-12-27 |
18128. | thunderbeast (thunderbeast_) | 60.00 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
18129. | Dirk (kreefdirk) | 59.99 | 96% | 2023-09-14 |
18130. | kenzie (kenzierymes) | 59.99 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
18131. | R4ven (r4ven) | 59.99 | 95.4% | 2021-02-21 |
18132. | ariel (arielhsu2011) | 59.99 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
18133. | Kia (kiabin) | 59.98 | 96% | 2021-02-09 |
18134. | Sayed Soroush (s_hashemi) | 59.98 | 90% | 2015-10-02 |
18135. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 59.98 | 94% | 2015-12-31 |
18136. | peter (fastlikeamericans) | 59.98 | 97% | 2019-05-22 |
18137. | Cristianoooo Ronaldoooo (ba... | 59.97 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
18138. | I1 (bbstarfish) | 59.97 | 98% | 2023-08-10 |
18139. | Butts (butts123) | 59.97 | 98% | 2020-09-16 |
18140. | Fixed (pedestrianlove) | 59.97 | 93% | 2016-02-10 |
18141. | Juho (shawi) | 59.97 | 87% | 2015-08-27 |
18142. | Tommy (mechtech27) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
18143. | figher2016 (fighter2016) | 59.96 | 96% | 2020-06-30 |
18144. | James (xxlightspeedxx) | 59.95 | 91% | 2017-05-17 |
18145. | Joshua (insanelol) | 59.95 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
18146. | lerning (hmtusher) | 59.95 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
18147. | Azar (nxp_azar) | 59.94 | 96% | 2022-03-04 |
18148. | James (dragonslayer2) | 59.94 | 96% | 2021-01-23 |
18149. | Angela (suangest) | 59.94 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
18150. | Borin Georin (kekbot131a) | 59.94 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |