Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4006. | Wuk (lain07) | 63.34 | 94% | 2018-12-19 |
| 4007. | Null (chicken1996) | 63.34 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 4008. | Joseph (josephchoi1116) | 63.32 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 4009. | Labo (labo) | 63.31 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4010. | Nayeem (nayeem2021) | 63.31 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 4011. | Li (alucardkoten) | 63.30 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 4012. | snelens (lexylexington) | 63.29 | 97% | 2018-05-11 |
| 4013. | C (coroocoroo) | 63.29 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 4014. | Luis (lem93) | 63.28 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 4015. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 63.28 | 95% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4016. | Maggie (mglalo19) | 63.27 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 4017. | DvorakTraining (mast3rgamml3r) | 63.25 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 4018. | Jason (shisy) | 63.22 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 4019. | Vodon (vodon) | 63.22 | 95% | 2017-09-29 |
| 4020. | Daniel (osqqi) | 63.21 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 4021. | Jae (monchon_bro) | 63.19 | 95% | 2018-10-26 |
| 4022. | Shashank (shashankabhyankar) | 63.17 | 98% | 2017-11-06 |
| 4023. | Hemant (hemantyagi) | 63.16 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 4024. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 63.15 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 4025. | Silang (raxgore) | 63.14 | 98% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4026. | Mr. (serallfreedbear) | 63.11 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 4027. | Sauceinmyface (sauceinmyface) | 63.11 | 97% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4028. | Xun (zhuxun2) | 63.11 | 98% | 2019-11-23 |
| 4029. | skywalker123 (skywalker123) | 63.08 | 95% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4030. | eric (ericpr) | 63.06 | 95% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4031. | Josh (joshbrady92) | 63.06 | 96% | 2018-03-03 |
| 4032. | Grant (hinso) | 63.04 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4033. | A.H.M. (arceen) | 63.04 | 96% | 2020-12-04 |
| 4034. | NahFam (thekojiman) | 63.01 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 4035. | M (mostafam) | 63.01 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |