And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26911. | Toko (xisderr) | 67.85 | 96% | 2023-01-21 |
| 26912. | matt (mathster09) | 67.85 | 91% | 2017-02-05 |
| 26913. | Ahmed (ash8383) | 67.85 | 96.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 26914. | Johnnyphan2009 (johnnyphan) | 67.84 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 26915. | Harpy (harpy99) | 67.84 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 26916. | Jeremy (jerms716) | 67.84 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 26917. | HeavenIsNotReal (lusttea) | 67.84 | 94% | 2020-03-05 |
| 26918. | Cvikli (hamar) | 67.84 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 26919. | andrea (terminator3018) | 67.84 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 26920. | Konstantin (i_am_dosh) | 67.84 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 26921. | Slowest Noob (ayrin101) | 67.84 | 98% | 2017-04-05 |
| 26922. | Alex (auft) | 67.84 | 95% | 2018-09-22 |
| 26923. | Surfnam (surfnam) | 67.83 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 26924. | Petar (petar17) | 67.83 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 26925. | Annsie (annsie) | 67.83 | 88% | 2016-02-25 |
| 26926. | Val (bdieseldorff) | 67.83 | 98% | 2016-07-22 |
| 26927. | Sharon (sharon) | 67.82 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 26928. | Nimrodel (nimrodel127) | 67.82 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 26929. | haseeb (haseebarz) | 67.82 | 96% | 2022-10-15 |
| 26930. | Kuerbiskosar (kuerbiskosar) | 67.82 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 26931. | Muntazar (muntazer1) | 67.82 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 26932. | Ryan (ryan81399) | 67.82 | 96% | 2017-11-04 |
| 26933. | Fikri (fikri21) | 67.82 | 96% | 2011-11-11 |
| 26934. | smino (lucskosur420) | 67.81 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 26935. | Brandon (thefakestig) | 67.81 | 95% | 2012-01-07 |
| 26936. | Please help me (mrhooha3) | 67.81 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 26937. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 67.81 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 26938. | Debjyoti (dev_lee) | 67.81 | 97% | 2012-12-21 |
| 26939. | Diego (eggs) | 67.81 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 26940. | Patrick Bateman (amit__123) | 67.80 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |